Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Jimb. Look back. Just for you it breaks down like this.
Last year 600 k migrants came in, 300k people left therefore nett into the uk was 300k.
Stick with me, here is the hard part for you to understand. If you add 100k to 600k you get 700k coming in. We do not know how many leave but let's say somewhere near last years figure. No matter how you cut it 600k migrants came in last year
, add 100k to that. I'm still saying 100k refugees
Where did your 40million come from???
So we managed to cope with the 600k that came in last year. Bearing in mind we are in a major refugee crisis where is the problem with taking an extra 100k REFUGEES. To those with everything a little should be given to some with nothing. What's wrong with that??

Cynic. Good man if you say 70k refugees. We are close.

but i also think we need to stop as far as is possible, the huge swathe of "other" immigrants who have neither qualifications nor job positions, but rather just see uk as a very soft touch for welfare benefits

It is not a question of adding 100k to the 600k. It is adding 100k to the net 300k as none of them will be leaving. A better number would be zero coming in via Europe. I prefer Cameron's solution to take people directly from the refugee camps. Even the EU has found that a large proportion of those coming into the EU are not refugees, but economic migrants.

Manuel,

It is you job to question JC not me.

But at least you will probably get and honest answer from him whereas Wacky Dave and Porky Osborne would know an honest answer if it hit them in the eye.

Mind in days gone by many tories have worshipped false gods, but I can't remember any with smoke coming out of their ears!

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Hillary Clinton ridiculed David Cameron’s “wacky” attempt to torpedo the Lisbon Treaty while he was Opposition leader, newly released emails reveal.
Mr Cameron’s “high-handed” attempt to sink the European treaty had “seriously damaged” his relationship with Angela Merkel, the German chancellor, before he even entered office, Mrs Clinton was told by a close aide.

Check out twitter for Cameron jokes.

Sam Cam. "David clean up your office, it's like a pig sty."

Paddy Ashdown has twitted " Trust David Cameron to hog the lid/dems conferance headlines"

Go to the official David Cameron website, check out the menu button ** contact @dcameron to report any spam** apparently website can bearly cope.

Could not have happened to a more deserving twat

They are very funny. It is what you expect if you are in office. I am sure Osborne will get the same when he becomes the next PM.

Where is Osborne migrating to.

Mean while back in number10 Dave is shoutimg " why is everyone being a swine".

Just in case haze missed:


http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/21/david-cameron-pig-head-lord-ashcroft-unofficial-biography-drug-taking-claims




Cameron biography: Ashcroft makes new debauchery claims about student days

Delingpole. Ashcroft, who wrote the account of the prime minister's alleged wild days with Isabel Oakeshott, describes a particular instance in which the three friends got stoned while listening to 1970s rock band Supertramp.
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That's just terrible ,unreal i can never forgive him , listening to Supertramp albums

Well I never:

"David Cameron says he 'will not dignify' claims he put his genitals in the mouth of a dead pig"

Peerage wasn't enough as payment for l'Aschroft, perhaps he wanted to be "queen"!

Fred if a man wants to put his bollocks in to a dead pigs mouth what's it got to do with you ?

Impure salacious interest!

I prefer a pm who hasn't polluted somebody elses meat!

But there is no limit to taste.

Mind I don't mind if you do the same, but use a live pig.

We all do crazy things when we are young. With some luck we manage to continue to do them when we are old. You only live once and there is more to life than gobbing off on chat pages.

Don't bother then!

8-)

Can't object to him doing daft things when he was young. Too late.

But surely he shouldn't be allowed to continue?

Same argument was used by jimmy savile and his mates.

Wacky Dave's action, if true, action sounds more than a little perverted to me.

Does he still do it?

iturama
Of course everyone is assuming the story is true. There have been several people today that have said that Cameron was not a member of the particular drinking club. It was not the Bullingdon Club. There are a number of such clubs at Oxford. At Cambridge it is the same including The Assassins Club.

Talking of putting body parts in strange places, and only living once, I once had an exceptionally liquid lunch in Brighton and visited this establishment.

:o)

Come on. Have you had a humour bypass.? Hays even found a few laughs.
Today was the funniest for ages, the building site was in up roar with Cameron nob jokes all day.
The British just love a good old " get your cock out joke". Team that up with a posh boy prime minister, an elite university and with a dead pig and you have months worth of material. The internet bust with ordinary British people making fun at the pm's expense. Wonderful humor.
The outside world can tend to see the British as a bit stuck up. For them to now know that our pm can get his nob out and do what he did is almost beyond belief.
No doubt Ashcroft is bitter at not getting his money's worth. It sounds like old Clegg stopped Cameron giving Ashcroft what he wanted. Respect to Clegg.
Hopefully the Daily Mail is keeping some good bits back for later.

Hilary. You really need to get your shit together, a lot of people are counting on you.