Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Talking of putting body parts in strange places, and only living once, I once had an exceptionally liquid lunch in Brighton and visited this establishment.

:o)

Come on. Have you had a humour bypass.? Hays even found a few laughs.
Today was the funniest for ages, the building site was in up roar with Cameron nob jokes all day.
The British just love a good old " get your cock out joke". Team that up with a posh boy prime minister, an elite university and with a dead pig and you have months worth of material. The internet bust with ordinary British people making fun at the pm's expense. Wonderful humor.
The outside world can tend to see the British as a bit stuck up. For them to now know that our pm can get his nob out and do what he did is almost beyond belief.
No doubt Ashcroft is bitter at not getting his money's worth. It sounds like old Clegg stopped Cameron giving Ashcroft what he wanted. Respect to Clegg.
Hopefully the Daily Mail is keeping some good bits back for later.

Hilary. You really need to get your shit together, a lot of people are counting on you.

Nope, I don't believe I need to keep anything together. You lost me on that one, halfwit.

Hilary
Do we get to see the result?

I went to the same place but they turned me away ,didn't have enough plaster !

hilary

Its Hove not Brighton. Have you been to the bondage shop in North street, Brighton

jimmy b

The Beatles first recording contract sign by all the band including Pete Best was sold for £45,000, i was thinking of your muhammad ali boxing license

What i find more funny is imagining Jeremy Corbyn having sex with Diane Abbott , bet he kept his socks on

They used to be in the lanes, Alders. It was about 5 or 6 years ago.

Hairy one,#

What are the tax avoidance schemes of living in Austria?

How many days of the year do you have to be dormant outside the country?

Ashcroft did well out of it.

Pity about not wanting a junior minister's job.

Aldwickk True. The Abbott/Corbyn hook up may tickle your funny bit, But I suspect the nation as a whole is with Hilary and more tickled with the kinky stuff.

aldwickk ,that would be nice ,however it's not worth anything like that, maybe 3 or 4 thousand pounds .
What i really wanted was the robe he wore in 1974 when he fought Foreman in Africa it went in auction (1997) for around $150.000 , i wanted it real bad ,i would have worn it down to breakfast every morning .

Hilary. You say you still got it all together. What no dangly bits.? Intrigued. What body parts did you get out?? Photo please.

:))

8-)

That I am told, is a good look alike of the hairy one!

Indepent having a good trading day.


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No wonder Porky Osborne has a spring in his step!


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