OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(opens toilet door)

Aye, put me down for 5 please....phew. Got any air freshner?

(closes door quickly)

OK 10 pints for you KEAYDIAN, there's no air freshner but if you look in the corner you'll find a flame thrower; that should do the trick.

Not the flamethrower!! All that methane mixed with air! Too much arson about!

KEAYDIAN is always arson about! Boom, boom! Haha, eh? err, oh no!!!!!

(coming from toilet)


Got it!.......Damn matches are damp.

Hahahahah! (hysterical laugh) matches are damp, we're saved!

Not if you don't find a day job :P

Oooh it's pink hammock time.

What's a day job? Is it a sex thing? ;o)

mornin all, coffee on. todays speciality a double cappuccino - half caf., low fat & minimal froth. guess what i was watching again last night. Do such people really exist. not Frasier thats TV but people who order such coffees as above for example. I feel such a fraud for just asking for a drip coffee with no milk
Alex

(coming from toilet)




(puff puff puff) Morning all. Papers arrived?

where do you get a pad like that? Not available from B&Q at the minute.
Does it have a seat warmer too?

I wouldnt recommend the floor tiler?

nor the electrician judging by the wiring!

I see KEAYDIAN has moved into the toilet on a permanent basis. Must have knocked through to the next building as well; it's got No. 1 and No. 2 on the door.

(coming from toilet)

(Bang bang bang) work you stupid PC.

Got a virus KEAYDIAN?

Who installed that loo? Nightmare to clean, I'll get on to the plumber and get a nice white normal one installed this morning, people will just have to put up with a cold bum! ;>)

Tea, coffee etc ready folks :>)

Morning Bunny! Oooooooo!, messing with KEAYDIAN's new pad? At the very least he's going to get a little flushed.

Coffee with an etc for me please. I've brought a box of eggs, I hope they are ok, they were going cheap. (Cheep, cheep) Eh?, did you say something?

could i have 2 etc's and a latte please?

Oh very droll Kim..... LOL Cuppa for you :>)

Morning Spacie - 2 etc's and a latte :>)