Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

by the way I always clean my cars when it rains simple

Personal and party politics before country, as one expects from the present tribe!

at last MAY has spoken on migrants killing the country only 3% of all migrants pay tax without claiming any benefits . the uk does not need or want low paid workers claiming benefits

WELL DONE MAY JUST HOPE ITS NOT JUST CLAP TRAP AND YOU WILL TAKE ACTION
AND FINE ANY ONE EMPLOYING THEM ILLEGALLY

I am a lazy bastard TANKER i pull in to a car wash who do my car by hand so as not to scratch it .

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/609632/Channel-Tunnel-Eurotunnel-Eurostar-delays-migrant-crisis-large-scale-intrusion?ref=yfp

Again look at these pictures , why can't Dave send 2 or 3 hundred military to set up camp in Calais and help the French ,much cheaper than what's going to happen ,these people must learn that you can not terrorise folk trying to do their job .

i don't do DIY, because i don't enjoy it, i'm crap and i'ld much rather pay a professional

i don't wash my car, because i'ld rather keep someone in employ while i'm playing golf or at the office

i'ld rather spend my money on a bit of luxury and fine dining when on holiday rather than seeing how cheaply i can do it, having flown with a rubbish airline, stayed half-board at a relatively crummy hotel, and been obliged to eat that hotel's sub-standard cooking

"while i'm playing golf or at the office" for the uninitiated what he really means is.. while i'm playing golf while supposedly working.

that too, though in honesty, i rarely play mid week though will own up to going to the range occasionally for a couple of hours :-)

As Churchill said Golf , a good walk spoiled !

The referendum is a long ng way off. The immigrant crisis will be forgotten by then. It leaves plenty of time for the Yes vote to make people frightened of leaving. All you have in current polls is a snapshot of current opinions. I might well vote to come out, but I believe the country will vote to stay in.

It was Mark Twain that said golf was a good walk spoiled.

Oh i thought it was Churchill .

Churchill did say,

“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.”

and

"Like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture".

Churchill did play golf for a time.

CYNIC I PAY FOR A PROFESSIONAL TO CLEAN MY CAR A EVEN A DIM PERSON LIKE YOU COULD CLEAN A CAR REMEMBER A CAR IS A PIECE OF TIN AND NOTHING ELSE

just tin my grandson is only 6 and cleans is mothers .

My favourite Churchill quote is when a woman said to him at a party ,

"sir you are drunk"

to which he replied

"madam your ugly but in the morning i shall be sober"

cynic if you are that lazy I will come and wash your wifes back in the bath has you are to lazy to do it .

my pleasure I am not lazy
but off to the sun tomorrow so wife will have to wait a while

:))

ah but at least i cook 4/5/6 nights a week :-)

“Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."


Exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill—”

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.

"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor.

"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."