Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Did you hear Andrew Neil's go at ISIS the other night , it's brilliant I'm sure someone can put it on here .

Yes i saw that it was good ..

Here it is VICTIM ....
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Welcome to This Week. The week in which a bunch of loser jihadists slaughtered 132 innocents in Paris to prove the future belongs to them rather than a civilisation like France.

Well I can't say I fancy their chances. France, the country of Descartes, Boulet, Monet, Sartre, Rousseau, Camus, Renoir, Berlioz, Cézanne, Gauguin, Hugo, Voltaire, Matisse, Debussy, Ravel,Saint-Saëns, Bizet, Satie, Pasteur, Molière, Frank, Zola, Balzac, Blanc.

Cutting edge science, world class medicine, fearsome security forces, nuclear power, Coco Chanel, Chateau Lafite, Coq Au Vin, Daft Punk, Zizou Zidane, Juliette Binoche, liberté, égalité, fraternité, and crème brûlée.

Versus what? Beheadings, crucifixions, amputations, slavery, mass murder, medieval squalor, a death cult barbarity that would shame the Middle Ages.

Well IS or Daesh or ISIS or ISIL or whatever name you're going by - I'm sticking with IS, as in Islamist scumbags - I think the outcome is pretty clear to everybody but you.

Whatever atrocities you're currently capable of committing, you will lose.

In 1,000 years' time Paris, that glorious city of lights, will still be shining bright, as will every other city like it.

While you will be as dust, along with the ragbag of Fascists, Nazis and Stalinists who have previously dared to challenge democracy and failed.

Ta Jimmy .

LOL Brilliant!!!

Hays,

Still waiting an answer.

Just in case you missed the post from Lynton'

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I thought the Mail was one of the con party's friends!


What is behind this headline?

Pop down to Con Party Central Office "headquarters" and get the new spiel:

Sex, drugs and blackmail claims rock the Tories: Party chiefs are accused of cover-up over allegations against bullying PM's aide who 'had sex dossiers on four MPs'

Whistleblower claims aide encourage young Tory activist to sleep with MPs
The aide - Mark Clarke - was determined to secure top political position
Claims he kept dirt on everybody in party to use as leverage in the future
Comes after he was accused of bullying activist Elliot Johnson who killed himself in September

Do you know the answers.

What a Con party.

Split from top to bottom.

Failing on the Economy,

Failing on the NHS.

Failing on Educaition.

Failing of police and security.

Failling on the Defence and security.

Exiting from EU.

Failing Foreign Policy

Licking up to the Chinese and Egypt.

Still licking up to the Ban, kers and the City, perhaps looking for jobs.

Society fragmented.

Scotland wanting out.

Wales and NI beginning the same.


I will stop now for a bit.

What a disgusting period of a British "democracy".


Hear that there are now streets wanting to devolve from local administrations and have formed the own "security" protection.

JEZZA still shagging Dianne Abbott? Do you know the answers? :0)

Getting desperate now our Lefty Loony Duo.

it does amuse me greatly that fred gets very fratchy indeed if someone ignores a question he has asked, yet he has an impressive history of never properly answering a straight question put to himself ..... indeed, most he refuses to answer at all

heaven forbid that the adjective hypocritical should ever be attached to even fred's remotest member

Just for Manuel.

(Played on the streets of Paris.)


Maybe he will understand.



JOHN LENNON LYRICS
"Imagine"

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Lost it!

..Yes I think you probably have -):

Now H/S stop your pathetic excuses and answer the questions.

was lennon with the maharishi at the time he wrote that?

anyway, you keep dreaming all you like in your utopian cloud-cuckoo land for clearly you are incapable of living in the real world

Sorry, I have no answers to a question that has no interest for me.

Cynic.

Read P 64849 again.

Consider Mali as starting point for revising you opinions.

Europe, etc. needs the United Nations.

Europe, nor the United nations needs the UK.

He'll be posting McCartneys 'Give Ireland back to the Irish next :0)

yes, i will grant that you did eventually get round to answering that one
at least the first part was relevant, though i fail to see what if any of that action would really have much effect .....

whether targeted bombing and other hardcore stuff will have meaningful effect remains to be seen
certainly the french horror would have happened, and ditto that in mali ..... however, i am very glad indeed that at least most of those bastards were despatched to enjoy their virgins ..... with luck, those who were captured alive will have some good stories to tell

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re UN and uk's contribution therein .... you now revert to total twaddle

I can see all the answers but i can't see what your answering as i squelched Fred a week ago , no more huge cartoons and garbage .

Same here. I filtered Fred a long while ago. I just keep seeing people complaining about him. If they stopped moaning about him then it would be much better.

We know you have no interest as already established but some on here do, so for us you can and must in the public interest find out those answers, come on I have to leave to appear on Mastermind at 8 pm tonight soon.

Vote for JB, Hays and exposure to free expression.

Don't believe in a God.

Believe in the party, as long as it is the con party, denying other possibilities which don't satisfy your wishes.

A bit of a blinkered outlook.

But of course, you are entitled to do so, at the moment.


8-)