The engines have fired up at last for MDX. ( BPRG ) At long last they are being recognised for the force they will become over the next two years. On the cusp of disclosing huge revenue-earning deals with Global pharmacists. These have been hinted at as being unrolled before the years end, but may be in the next days.You still have time to get in at a bargain-basement price before the SP takes off for real shortly.

Jeffif the best you can do is a typogo back to the Farm.Bouncy.trust me this game is piss easy.you and Jeff might make it look hard!I learnt very quickly in May 2000 and have never looked back

Yeah right. That's why you're sitting where you are and can only offer horse racing examples of your "prowess". You're so transparent ................ and I wouldn't trust you an inch. You're a bookie FFS. ROFLMAO!

However, you don't have make me laugh. ;-)

I get it Tabby - nice one. Very shrewd.

So - to counter the investment properties you bought at the top of the market, you also went short the housing index for a couple of hundred thousand pounds.

To avoid interest rate risk on the mortgages you took out to buy them, you also made loans of a couple of hundred thousand to a mate down the pub.

Did you move into rented to hedge the rental yield on the investment properties? Smart move!

And to hedge your MDX investment of a couple of hundred thousand pounds, you also went short a few million MDX shares.

Neat - net outlay a million pounds or so, all returns hedged to zero. Somebody not so bright and sophisticated as your illustrious self wouldn't have considered your masterstroke of hedging everything - instead they'd have had an exit policy for all the bad 'uns (a stop loss for example) and let the good 'uns run to a profit target. They might also have shown a much bigger return for a far smaller outlay.

Keep at it Tabs - maybe you'll lose your next million slower than you lost the last one.

BouncyYehits a bummerbut Im scrapping by.Tell me do you suffer from dimensure.you seem to forget an awful lot of things.
On a plus side.when you lost all your money on RBS.. you soon forgot about it!

LOL Gausie. Sume it up very succinctly.

Tabatha - try "scraping" and "dementia". Pillock! ;-))

Oh, and BTW, small losses are easily forgotten. You tend to move on and look forward to the next money-making opportunity rather than sitting around complaining you've been embezzled. ROFLMAO!

Gausieyou are being sillyand not for a first ..there are a lot of incorrect assumptions that you will or the gang no doubt claim later as factjust to put some reality on your attempt of a witty postNONO.NO.NO.NO.NO..and NO.so not so good there Gausiekeep tryingthis is getting a full time job.good job Im quick!..now where was I .two bar one!

Tabby - you claim to be trading the markets at zero risk, and you keep giving irrelevant examples from horse racing to explain how you think it works.

If you think there's a better way to reduce risk in the markets than that stated by Big Al many times, why do you find it so difficult to explain in market terms? Why do you always come back to horses?

A cynical man might think that your inability to use anything other than bookmaking metaphors is because the only thing you really understand is how to make a book, and that you have no grasp of how to manage risk in the financial markets. Bookmaking is clearly within your comfort zone, financial markets appear to be outside. He might then wonder whether in fact you really do trade the markets - or whether you habitually just back dogs and horses, and ocasionally plonker packet (or pineapple) into a lame duck AIM company. Novice style.

Gausie. (Feeling cynical).

Of course, the biggest challenge of all in the markets is psychology. Don't think we'll go down that road with dear old Tabatha.

;-)))

GausieI talk in that language because it is my languageI talk like your average Joein fact I am your average lucky Joe and I make money in a manner I find easy for meI have never claimed zero risk on stocks and indexesonly horsesbut it is easyno doubt about thatit beats seven days and holidayyou work from a traders manual good luck to youI dont!and wouldnt know how toI believe I have posted one of my accountsso those cynical guys have got dementiaI invest with a little knowledgea little infoand a very good racing planthere said it againWhy do you think you made us laugh last night with the risk management comment I cannot believe why so many people take so much interest in my punts?Ive always been popular!

Bouncy if you ever challenged me at psychologyyou would finish a poor third

Don't mention nutters. Fred might show up.

:o)

In you dreams. You don't even get to first base, Tabatha. ;-))

Your first post here said it all - all or nothing you were in for less than a year ago. Since then suddenly you've become the world's best hedger. Pull the other one. Now go take yourself for a walk, sonny.

"Why do you think you made us laugh last night with the risk management comment"

Us? you mean I amused both sides of the paranoid schizophrenic?

I would go as far as to say you would finish last on this threadif you think you have ever psyched myself or anyone else including all on adv.. You are one of Hilarys nutters...and thought of as a rather unfunny irritant!!!

Gausie I have never seen the amusing side of you.I leave that for your wife to find

Tabatha - I've wound you up more times than you've had a winner. ROFLMAO!

Believe me bouncyyou have a massive voting popular... and you won prick of the year 2008 .my money is on you retaining the title.

Dilif you are around go to the 121 thread.post 49367 then scroll down to 49369.TFLBT has just been to Specsavers with my money

The award is proudly sitting next to my others and I look forward to placing this year's next to it. Thanks for voting. ;-)

Of course, you've never won anything apart from "Donut of the Decade", have you? LOL!

DilI have just fallen off my chairfunniest post of all timeplease go the Centrom (CET) thread post 664 on adv.. .put your drink down first

Good morning alldog walkedbaguette at the readyand I fear a day full or RBS bull**it.sounds boring.must have a punt to liven things up.