Time to go for it, girlies !

Any old farts of a grumpy disposition need not apply :)

chocolat, just you, Bullie is not my type, whereas you are

Here it is chocolat

I guess that is before the Tsunami wiped it out?

Must be because I've got more hair than he has, Addo ;)

Is this the new lap dancing club?

I shall sit down and await the gorgeous girls!

All the gorgeous girls are over in the T Rooms, trying to rescue someone stuck in the bushes with scratches all over his arse....know who i mean GD?

The Tsunami didn't affect this place. it's SWW Mauritius.

I like ladies who play hard to get............But are secretly gagging for it with a man of means, personality, humour and charisma LOL (wonder how many will read this.............hehehehehe

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for 20 -- on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed from her purse a 20 note, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully whispered ...
"Paint my house."

amberjane, the thing is aj is that i'm still hanging around in the bushes and you never came to pull me off!

Well that's you doggies all over....roll over and expect to have your tummy rubbed. ;)

Who invented euphemisms?

Sorry Poochy, I'm coming.....mustav got waylaid, hope the cold hasnt done any lasting damage

One night a man rolls over in bed and cuddles his wife. she says "not tonight darling, I have a gynaecologist's appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh and clean". The man feels rejected and rolls back over and tries to go to sleep. He can't and a few minutes later, he rolls over again and asks his wife, "do you have a dentists's appointment too?"

Sat opposite a blond on the train this morning, bloody lovely she was

eye contact jeff ...?

nah, her book was more interesting than looking at me. I suppose the fact that she had a book probably meant she might be a blond with a couple of brain cells

Which way up was it?

might not of been her book...jeff..!

Jeff, was she using wax crayons or felt tips?

Sorry, but I did not take too much notice of the book. Her felt tips were rather nice tho

always a give away...once jeff was on the tube and by honest accident,was looking up a ladys skirt opp....when i eyes meet she gave me such a look mate
well emarressed and we both got off @ same stop,could of melted..learnt my lesson..bght a paper after that