CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Hello everyone, I hope you like my new Coffee House. I wont be able to get in here very often because I am very busy, but if you have any problems please let Spaceman know and he will sort them out and if he doesn't I will sack him !

I just found some of my favourite Lemon Drizzle cake on the bar and I am eating a huge slice of it, its lovely, thank you Priscilla.

Does the Lemon Drizzle cake have the right 'stuff' in it?

Try some and find out, hilldee.

Coffee and four doughnuts please.

Spaceman; Couple of things I notice when going over the new establishment,

1) why are there security cameras in the Ladies
2) why have you smeared WD40 over the toilet cisterns in the Gents
3) the emergency rear exit is blocked in, is it a false door or is it a secret room
4) The widescreen TV is tuned to CBBC, are you saying something
5) I think Lambykins 'Las Vegas' style pen and personal gym are a tad excessive
6) Why have you employed Chocolate as the bouncer,in her condition and at her age is it wise

M :-)

Spacey

a little concerned - i have popped in for luch and cant find bunny or a menu - i hope you havent a staff mutiny on your hands before up and running

Oh, I can answer the first one. The females often go to the Ladies in groups to discuss, sometimes in medical detail, the inadequacies of some of the men in the Coffee House and the camera is there so we can see who is listening at the door. Something about eavesdroppers never hearing any good of themselves? Anyway, it saves us having to put a 'lookout' on the door.

We also have a direct feed to the camera in the Gents basin area. Some of the guys need to be reminded to wash their hands. This way, we know who can't be bothered......!

Here it is.


FA Cup fifth round draw
Bolton v Derby/Fulham

WBA/Tottenham v Nott'm Forest

Everton v Man Utd

Charlton v Leicester

Burnley v Blackburn

Southampton v Brentford/Hart'pool

Newcastle v Chelsea

Arsenal v West Ham/Sheff Utd

* Ties to take place February 19/20

Wheres DD when you need him - i cant see who liverpool are playing

!!!!!!,arsenal.

LOL fundy

So is this where all the big knobs hang out

2 days till tightlines.

opps sorry - been busy and the time has flown!
Quick snacks available - hotdogs (no not GD!) and
low fat but very tasty burgers of all types, chips or salad.

Priscilla has sorted out cake and some shortbread for tea.

Well she thought she had, Bunny! But I can't find any LDC left in the tin, so somewhere around here should be a rather rotund little Patron!

Shortbread is nice though....

LOL well no problem we'll just roll them out at the end! ;>)

OK Socs should be on his way - just found him in the old place....
I'm off now, food on hotplates out the kitchen so help yourselves.
Have a great evening all and sees you tomorrow
:>)

I've just been across to GD's gaff, deserted. Still, nice and warm and inviting here so I'll order my dinner. I think I'll start with sherry trifle, must check out the quality of it.

Good day everyone, all well are we?

evening all
thought I would pop in and see what 'adults only ' is like...for a start I will say no thank you for tea but yes to a very large glass of wolfblass chardonnay thanks(hopefully I will be able to read the blurb about this lovely place after I have downed the bottle:-)) ooh and a hotdog please stockbunny.. forgot about the food today!!
Priscilla... tomorrow will definitely be a lemon drizzle cake day for me. Hope that oven is ready for the orders:-)

Evening All,
good to see you in here, please make yourselves at home and help yourself to a drink or something to smoke (see the man in the kiosk for smokers menu).

I have to pop out for a few hours to see "The Aviator" in Eastbourne but I will put the following (and a couple of old slow ones) on the jukebox on repeat play in case Little Willy pops in :-

House of the Rising Sun...The Animals
Mr Tambourine Man ........The Byrds
Concrete & Clay ........Unit 4 + 2
Go Now ........Moody Blues
Its Over ........Roy Orbison
That'll Be The Day........Buddy Holly
Bridge over Troubled water....Simon & Garfunkel
A whiter shade of pale....Procol Harum

Please feel free to chose something else if you get bored with them we have a good few disks available

http://www.flying.demon.co.uk/CDCAT

Jules good to see you in here, most of the adult stuff happens in the upstairs rooms, have a look around and see if you find anything you like, let us know what you find we might want to share it or them ;-)

see you all later......