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The more intelligent     

driver - 05 Aug 2005 22:26

This thread is for the more intelligent, any intelligent thoughts can be posted here by the more intelligent amongst us.
The thread is dedicated to bosley (bos) who only wants the more intelligent thoughts posted here.

Imagination is more important than knowledge; Einstein

bosley - 08 Aug 2005 11:45 - 66 of 245

it's still string.

namreh3 - 08 Aug 2005 11:46 - 67 of 245

Driver

That is the abridged 101 version quoted there. Hope Bos isn't feeling too STRUNG OUT!

Nam

driver - 08 Aug 2005 12:24 - 68 of 245

I like this bit, so self-explanatory,
Functional differentiation of the Lagrange density replacing ordinary differentiation of the Lagrange function.

DocProc - 08 Aug 2005 12:49 - 69 of 245

String Theory:

Rule No. 1: Don't take your fishnet tights off too fast or you'll look like a waffle.

namreh3 - 08 Aug 2005 13:23 - 70 of 245

Rule No.2 - never explain, never complain!

Nam

hewittalan6 - 08 Aug 2005 13:31 - 71 of 245

Hewitts first law; Everything will cost more and take longer than estimated.
Hewitts second law; Hewitts first law still applies even when you take Hewitts first law into account.

bosley - 08 Aug 2005 13:44 - 72 of 245

too true, alan . too true. i discovered that when i began renovating my house 3 years ago. nearly finished........

jimmy b - 08 Aug 2005 13:50 - 73 of 245

So what your saying is , it's going to cost me more and take longer even though i thought it would ...

bosley - 08 Aug 2005 13:52 - 74 of 245

yes. even though you know it will , it still does......

hewittalan6 - 08 Aug 2005 13:53 - 75 of 245

In a nutshell.......

wilbs - 08 Aug 2005 13:55 - 76 of 245

Its lonely on the nowt thread.

DocProc - 08 Aug 2005 14:02 - 77 of 245

DocProc's Rule No 1: Never miss a chance to either have sex or complain - and don't explain.

namreh3 - 08 Aug 2005 14:05 - 78 of 245

DocProc

Before or after, both or either?

Nam

hewittalan6 - 08 Aug 2005 14:07 - 79 of 245

Just got back from the Doc. He said I was a paranoid schizophrenic. Well he didn't exactly say that but we know what he was hinting at.

driver - 08 Aug 2005 14:08 - 80 of 245

drivers rule No 2, No 1 is the same as DocProc, never leave a piece of cake in the fridge some one else will eat it.

namreh3 - 08 Aug 2005 14:10 - 81 of 245

I thought the Proc in DocProc was proctologist. Don't forget half of analysis is anal.
Keep taking the tablets.

Nam

bosley - 08 Aug 2005 14:16 - 82 of 245

well said. there's never been a man on his deathbed who has said, " i wish i had slept with less women"

namreh3 - 08 Aug 2005 14:18 - 83 of 245

No, but I bet there have been a few who have said "I wish I slept with less woman" !

Nam

bosley - 08 Aug 2005 14:31 - 84 of 245

yep!! been there!!! ride those waves!!!! yee haaa

hewittalan6 - 08 Aug 2005 14:49 - 85 of 245

I have never gone to bed with a fat ugly woman. However, I've woken up with loads............
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