Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I have visions of a lady holding a gigantic frying pan waiting to smack you frantically , saying " How many times have I told you to keep off that Fecking machine , now go and peel the spuds . " as you emerge from the cellar pissed again , Freda .

Seems more like one of your hallucinations to me.

Just to soothe you.

Cameron is a marvellous fellow and doing a wonderful job.

Wish he was leader of EDL or UKIP.

Guo Guangchang, one of China's wealthiest men, has gone missing.

Well there you are Jimmy , a Katie Hopkins has said to BBC there are areas in uk that people fear to go . We have lost control of some areas . High Muslim areas , on bbc site . Very worrying .

The trouble is that most of what Hopkins says is nonsense.

Yesterday it was reported the bizarre news that Jeremy Corbyn had personally intervened in the case of a criminal who fleeced elderly pensioners out of £600,000. It has since emerged that during Mohamed Dahir’s hearing at the Old Bailey, his gang were accused of using the stolen cash as a “bank of terror” to “fund and facilitate the travel” of Britons to join ISIS in Syria. What on earth was Corbyn thinking trying to get him released from prison?

Produce a copy of the letter to the judge!

Pop down to PHQ and ask what to write about Cameron's u-turn on London's airport, before he does another one.

Mind, it may show the voters what a corrupt political leader he is and get the opposite result to what he hopes for.

I hear he has complete support from Poland as the push him back on the plane.

fred - has there been any denial from unite h/q or even brewer's green?

The reports on illegal schools doesn't look good either bbc .

What about?

Vicky.

Was that Etonian old habits?

Max.

Can he take porky with him?

I thought "porky" is him!

Just for H/S and the other right wing loons on here

Stan,

Not loonies!

Neo-fascists!

It must feel good to feel you belong to the local con party club!


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Is there a book on Boris to be the next con party leader before the end of next year.

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Mind gutless won't have any safe landing strip!

Jeremy Corbyn criticised by judge for making violent criminals sound like 'peace campaigners'

Labour leader has given character references several times in support of violent criminals

Jeremy Corbyn was accused by a judge of trying to make a violent criminal “sound like a peace campaigner” in one of a series of court interventions.

The Labour leader went to court to give a character reference for a gang member with a lengthy criminal record as he was jailed for a brutal attack that left a student brain damaged.

Yahya Salah, who went to school with Mr Corbyn’s son Ben, was praised by the MP for doing community work and showing “contrition” but the judge in the case appeared to have little time for his comments as he jailed Salah for three years and four months after he admitted violent disorder.

Now Jeremy Corbyn hails hard-left militants who blamed FRANCE for Paris attacks

EMBATTLED Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has launched a staunch defence of hard-left militants who blamed France for this month's Paris attacks.

Corbyn giving the hard left Fascist saute