Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Stan ,as someone did on Mock the Week some time ago , turn your thumb round and draw two dot eyes and a mouth and you have Eric Pickles ..

Like this ................

He looks a bit stupid, but he is quite good at his job.

Do you remember those Sudanese training at a camp in England who were sent home for Sexual assaults against women and a rape of a local man.?

Looks like it was a warning of things to come in Germany. Tried to google the story but couldn't find anything

I think they were Libyans, not Sudanese.

Talking of Fat Tory gits, here's another one.

Stan.

That is no way to speak about the future Con party leader.

I think we should encourage the cons to get fatter.

Afterall fatties die sooner.

Good point well made Fred -):

well at least they seem to be out cycling instead of supping mild and bitter at the club followed by battered saveloy and chips

"well at least they seem to be out cycling instead of supping mild and bitter at the club followed by battered saveloy and chips"

So thats how they got that size is it? to much Mild/Bitter, savs and chips.. how irresponsible of them.

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North african

Sorry cynic, but this is a classic. We all remember Goldfinger with love and affection. His return to ADVFN was met with wild applause as you can imagine. This little gem of his was posted by him under one of his numerous user names on the Far9 thread.


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was going to invite you to my 41st birthday party next month top class hookers speed and Goldie (cynic) plus plenty of food and grub.

Be afraid cyners, be very afraid, looks like your next on the menu after the hookers and the speed LOL!!

Good Luck mate :0)

Cameron: I won't quit if I lose EU voteHe is getting used to being a loser.

Was it this year that 7 planets were supposed to be in alignment?
2517

Do you mean:

Aldwych, Tinker, Manuel, JB, Hays, Max, Kitty, or are they really stars?

Fred is on another Planet [ we wish ]

Get ya hair cut Aldgit, I suggest here.. very reasonable prices except for low life like you.

I will do with some free of charge.

Unless, they are bald.

8-)