Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

North african

Sorry cynic, but this is a classic. We all remember Goldfinger with love and affection. His return to ADVFN was met with wild applause as you can imagine. This little gem of his was posted by him under one of his numerous user names on the Far9 thread.


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was going to invite you to my 41st birthday party next month top class hookers speed and Goldie (cynic) plus plenty of food and grub.

Be afraid cyners, be very afraid, looks like your next on the menu after the hookers and the speed LOL!!

Good Luck mate :0)

Cameron: I won't quit if I lose EU voteHe is getting used to being a loser.

Was it this year that 7 planets were supposed to be in alignment?
2517

Do you mean:

Aldwych, Tinker, Manuel, JB, Hays, Max, Kitty, or are they really stars?

Fred is on another Planet [ we wish ]

Get ya hair cut Aldgit, I suggest here.. very reasonable prices except for low life like you.

I will do with some free of charge.

Unless, they are bald.

8-)

I will do with some free of charge.

Unless, they are bald.

8-)

David Bowie passes away after a 'courageous' 18 month battle with cancer

It's all going well for corby.




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Catherine McKinnell is the fourth shadow minister to resign following Jeremy Corbyn’s reshuffle. Technically her resignation is more serious than the others because, as shadow attorney general, she was a member of the shadow cabinet.

The others who resigned last week - Jonathan Reynolds, Stephen Doughty and Kevan Jones - were all shadow junior ministers



http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/jan/11/jeremy-corbyns-today-programme-interview-politics-live

Shame about David Bowie, one of the more talented performers.

For anyone doubting what really happened in Germany on New Year ,i think now with video footage seen on the news and all the interviews it can not be denied that it was Syrians who carried out these assaults ...

Max.

How many tory MPs will have the courage to resign from the split cabinet when Cameron wins the in or out political fiasco?

Using public money to try to keep his con party together.

Number of complaints in Cologne alone is now over 500, approx 40% of which were sexual assaults including rape. The assaults and thefts were 'almost exclusively' by recent immigrants and illegals. The Cathedral and main railway station are adjacent with much of the celebrations being on the plaza between the two. So much for the comments that women shouldn't have been there.
Fact is that the assaults were deliberately played down to avoid recriminations. The political elite are the same the world over. Brush the muck under the carpet and make soothing noises. The idiots that voted us in will soon forget. After all Christmas only comes once a year.
The police are accused of leaving the plaza on New Year's eve but of course returned with water canon to disperse their own citizens a few days later.

worth reading this morning's guardian
there's an excellent article in there on this cologne affair, and the german media do not come out of it smelling too good (i like the pun!)

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i can't find what i found this morning, but it seems that the german public tv or news station made no mention of this affair for 3-4 days

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anyway the following is also worth reading
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/10/ensure-germany-welcome-refugees-cologne-attacks?

I hear there were over 200 complaints from elderly and portly over 60-year-old men complaining because they weren't assaulted in the suggested manners.

No pleasing some!

Ps. Where is Manuel to-day?

go to specsavers!