Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

You thus have almost all the qualifications necessary to join the shadow cabinet Hays.

Think Elton John for Watford , then Bear Grills farther afield and you should be alright .

surely bare grills is a comment for when you sit on one of the continental cast-iron sauna stoves bare-arsed

Bear Grills nuts .

the number of criminal complaints linked to a group of over 1,000 men who gathered in front of Cologne’s main station on New Year’s Eve surged to more than 500. Some 45 percent of the complaints involve sexual assault against women, Cologne police said this week. Twenty-two of 32 suspects identified by authorities are asylum seekers, the Interior Ministry said.

Cynic , will post and say NO , it was only 10 the Cologne police are lying

Twenty-two of 32 suspects identified by authorities are asylum seekers, is that where you got the 10 from

Nick Knowles dismissed any concerns about the age gap. 49 when he wed a 25 year old.
Lasted 3 years, with the announcement of divorce today.

Q: What do you call a Burnley fan in a 2 bedroom semi?

A: A thief

Don't get that joke , do you have to be a football fan

Being as we are being so PC , what do you call a scouser in a suite ??

The accused ..

lol.

A Burnley fan after the coming Arsenal match. :-))

There has been the same problem of gangs of immigrants attacking women in Sweden in recent days.

Francise 0 Burnley 5.. be afraid D/C be very afraid

It's clear from Newsnight last night that many women were attacked in Sweden on New Year as well as Germany.

I hope all this makes these leaders wake up and realise , don't sh-t on your people look after them . I think this period is the worst Europe will see since the war .

I believe Finnish women were also the victims of similar attacks. With their open door policy Merkel and her cohorts will bring about the demise of their European dream. They totally ignored the fears of millions of ordinary Europeans in order to fuel their dream, they even censored the media and the police, now it has back-fired.
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Re Brexit----Cameron needs to realise that when you try (unsuccessfully) to con the electorate they may just vote against you, just for spite.
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This is Cams biggest worry to me people may just change their tune and see through all this hype .

Cameron got it badly wrong ,he only offered a EU vote because UKIP were looking strong at the time ,however this will backfire on him ,i really believe we will vote out ,maybe just wishful thinking on my part but we will see hundreds of thousands trying to cross in to Europe this year and that will have an impact.