bosley
- 20 Feb 2004 09:34
Bema
- 01 Jul 2005 09:28
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LOL! competing suppliers working together!
ii understands less about business than about shares.
TANKER
- 01 Jul 2005 09:59
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relax the good times are coming.
TANKER
- 01 Jul 2005 10:18
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watching it pays.buy afd .rsa. yoo. mrw.
TANKER
- 01 Jul 2005 10:19
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by the way i got in rpt at 65p. 300p on way.
proptrade
- 01 Jul 2005 11:08
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TANKER - stick to your own thread!
but i do agree - the good times are coming.
any other tips? EMI, AMEC, OOM, BT - maybe not, they are not spivvy!
TANKER
- 01 Jul 2005 12:01
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is this thread closed to others then prop. i am very good at this game
sidtrix
- 01 Jul 2005 12:02
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Tanker you sound like your 12 years old... where are you from?
TANKER
- 01 Jul 2005 12:07
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i'm 56 and retired. thanks
TANKER
- 01 Jul 2005 12:09
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by the way bsy will be 600p plus by the year end.
proptrade
- 01 Jul 2005 12:39
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LOL! TANKER please feel free to post anything anywhere on any thread!
everybody chill. SEO is falling but i have some friday afternoon warmers....
in the meantime a few jokes which really are the funniest i have heard in ages:
a really good joke...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:
Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price.
But, the dog replied, that would make no sense at all.
and if you liked that here are a few more..
PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."
TEXAN: "Where are you from?"
HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
TEXAN: "OK -- where are you from, jackass?"
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'
"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"
"A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
"He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: 'Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.'
"The man then replies: 'Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.'"
"Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
"The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
"The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'
"The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'"
bosley
- 01 Jul 2005 12:51
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LOL@ proptrade. nice jokes.
bosley
- 01 Jul 2005 12:51
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getting bored of waiting ..... someone start a rumour!
hewittalan6
- 01 Jul 2005 12:54
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Wilbs is gay. Will that do?
jimmy b
- 01 Jul 2005 12:56
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No alan that's his boyfriend who's gay.
Sequestor
- 01 Jul 2005 13:31
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right thats enough of this crap-out and shorting down to 17.5p
Sequestor
- 01 Jul 2005 13:35
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and DOWN she goes another tick, amazing
stockdog
- 01 Jul 2005 13:36
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Well, you know what they say - boys Wilbs be boys!
Sequestor
- 01 Jul 2005 13:39
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stockdog
- 01 Jul 2005 13:41
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