SmartyI think what you are asking is"have I any interest in seeing lloy SP drop"I have no interest in Lloyds whatsoeverother than back and lay plenty of black horsesI just think investors are going to get screwed for a second timeI wish you all the luck I wish for myself.

I dont profess to being a Master.lucky thicko is more meI do not have sour grapes I wish everybody welland always have donepeople that know me personally.. would tell you I laugh my way through lifeI could list my successes as welland would need double your spacebut nobody likes a smart arsegood luck with your lloyBTWI am a Brandy ManScotch is so Wetherspoons?

shorters of LBG will get their fingers burned - trust me - I am a Banker!

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re - I am a Brandy Man

I call them W#nkers the ones using "tabasco" as a "nickname" more like "winos"

To your knowledge that you have none, just BIG Mouth but no trousers , brandy is just a cheap "COGNAC"

re - would tell you I laugh my way through life

So if you are a "Brandy Man" it must be when you are wearing a - Ladies Skirt -
so if you drink the right thing "COGNAC", most likely then " stilettos " will be added to your life style.

                       

RNS directors cull has begun!

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Master RSIsorry for the delay in my replyplaces to go people to seemy timing is spot on as wellnever miss a tee-off timenever miss opening timeand I never miss watching you make an arse of yourself.total entertainment.of course I should not rise to the baitbut I can be forgivenafter all you are a self confessed professional MASTERBAITER.and who am I to argue enjoy your large whisky and try drinking from a glassits so much more civilisedBTW what does the RSI stand for:-
Relative Strength Index
Repetitive Strain Injury
Repetitive Stress Injury
Roofing/Siding/Insulation
Rapid Sequence Incubation
Required Supplementary
Relative Strength Indicator
Rapid Sequence Induction
Religious Science International
Or my personal favourite.Retard Syndrome Imitate

Tabby
I seem to remember you always banging on how everyone loves you. Cant feel the love here....again

Give us a kiss Jeffand this applies to you as wellSmarty/Jeffmy golden rulenever give a banker my thoughtsso these are someone elses I hope the shorters do get burnt fingersthey aint mates of mineI can just smell a ratsame with barcloved to be proved wronglet us just wait say a few weeks closed 107.7 todayof course the minute they drop by a third decimal point the master would have been outgoes without sayinganyway good luck!

so this bischoff character was born in 1941 in germany.
is he a nazi then? mind you he sounds jewish so he's lucky to be alive

aha a lloys director left today......only about a year too late!

whatever happens with this piece pf crap its going to be slow and tedious. theres hundreds of better companies with real prospects out there to put money on

tabasco

re - of course the minute they drop by a third decimal point the master

Your thoughts go to the toilet as usual, BIG mouth but no trousers does not get my 47.60% profit, I do have Level 2 and gives me a good idea also of time to sell, You are too Thick ( your words not mine ) even to lear that, mine you when to pick up shares at the right time.

LLOY at this stage of the recovery is for the long term Portfolio, steady rise ( 2 up 1 down )
Everyone has its strategies and I lways have put money on the side for punts that I expect to get me a quick return, and that was the case for today selling SKR last week JLP and JRVS etc.

re - lucky thicko is more me

It sounds like, the mixture of tabasco + cheap brandy gives an explosive mixture for bigger "THICKO" than you imagine.

re -RSI ( Master RSI )

I am proud to say that I took the nickname ( Master RSI ) due to be the best on a test on timing when the shares where due for a change of direction some years ago, as one of the participans call me that name, we were using the Relative Strength Index (RSI) for the test.

                                    

Master rsi
i am following your buys + sells let us know when you buy .The day you buy them asap thanks a lot

Good morning all.

Right to reply and taking the PISS>

MASTERBAITER.you write a little funnyhave you got foreign blood in you?would you like foreign blood in you?bouncy is always desperateon a down side he only has a little one but you have so much in commonhe goes for a steady rise he is not funnyhe writes bo**ocks and has level 42.thats oneupmanship for you.
Incidentallymy mouth is 62ml longjust measuredand kinda averageand I have 27 pairs of trousers not including suits or jeans or waterproofsjust counted..
Thanks for the explanation of how you come to choose master rsi as your nom de plumeI still prefer Retard Syndrome Imitateits just more you
IMO you are the biggest ramper on this siteand your relative strength is persuading people to part with their hard earned to promote your investmentis chakli your sonsounds like you come from the same persuasion...

non execs director quit .

so we arelosing the good guys and the shit e are still there the top twoare just shit

tabasco

re - is chakli your sonsounds like you come from the same persuasion...

"Bastards" like you may have plenty of sons, But I have NONE.

I Just make sure that my good knowledge of shares, can be put in a good use for others to make money like me.

There is no ST GEORGE blood on me for sure.
You should be ashamed ( something YOU do not have most likely ) that a foreign person can put you in your place ...... the stable


2 ugly bastards- name of the pick

Just the two sons MASTERBAITERlegitimately born. and I have been in many stablesBarry HillsRichard HannonHughie Morrisonjust to name a few

And back to LLOY is doing well today

chakli

re - Master rsi - i am following your buys + sells let us know when you buy .The day you buy them asap thanks a lot

I selected the stock before ( below 2p), but today after the results is on the move with a good order book and ready to break 4p,
very positive as the volume is higher once again, very important on direction of trend

        SEY 3.97 -4.02p

Posted that on my thread "UPS" earlier.......
Master RSI - 23 Sep'09 - 12:19 - 192 of 200 edit
KEEP an EYE
SEY 3.90 / 3.92p
Volume picking up today again as share price is doing the same after results earlier
       

MASTERBAITERif you look at your picture upside downyour two cousins appear to be forming a m with their fingersremind mewhat letter does your name start with?Im sure it is a term of endearmentcant be wan*er

BoE MPC voted 9-0 to keep QE at 175 bln

LONDON (Reuters) - Bank of England policymakers voted unanimously to keep their asset purchase programme at 175 billion pounds in September, but those who had voted for more in August still thought they had a case, their minutes showed on Wednesday.

All nine policymakers also voted to hold interest rates at 0.5 percent and did not think there had been enough major economic developments to warrant any change to the 50 billion pound expansion of quantitative easing agreed in August.

"For those members who had preferred a larger stimulus at the August meeting, a larger asset purchase programme could still be justified," the minutes said.

"But in the absence of significant news about the medium term the case for adjusting the policy now was outweighed by the benefits of following through with the programme of asset purchases announced in August."

Three policymakers, Governor Mervyn King, Timothy Besley and David Miles, had wanted to increase QE to a total of 200 billion pounds in August.

There was no indication in the minutes that policymakers had discussed cutting the remuneration rate of commercial banks' deposits with the BoE -- an issue that Governor Mervyn King had raised in parliamentary testimony last week.

Policymakers said the near-term downside risks to growth had lessened over the month and inflation was likely to be higher in the short term than they had thought a month ago.

However, the medium-term inflation outlook had not really changed because of the large amount of spare capacity in the economy.

"Even if GDP had turned positive in Q3, it was unlikely to have reached the point where the level of spare capacity was shrinking. Unemployment continued to rise and was likely to continue increasing for some time."

Policymakers felt that rising asset prices and the weaker pound -- as well as lower gilt yields, market interest rate expectations and interbank lending rates -- would help support nominal spending in due course.

But they also warned that past financial crises had not been resolved quickly and there was a risk of a false dawn.

"High levels of public debt internationally and the persistence of global imbalances remained downside risks to the sustainability of the recovery."