Right to reply and taking the PISS>

Master RSIsorry for the delay in my replyplaces to go people to seemy timing is spot on as wellnever miss a tee-off timenever miss opening timeand I never miss watching you make an arse of yourself.total entertainment.of course I should not rise to the baitbut I can be forgivenafter all you are a self confessed professional MASTERBAITER.and who am I to argue enjoy your large whisky and try drinking from a glassits so much more civilisedBTW what does the RSI stand for:-
Relative Strength Index
Repetitive Strain Injury
Repetitive Stress Injury
Roofing/Siding/Insulation
Rapid Sequence Incubation
Required Supplementary
Relative Strength Indicator
Rapid Sequence Induction
Religious Science International
Or my personal favourite.Retard Syndrome Imitate

Tabby
I seem to remember you always banging on how everyone loves you. Cant feel the love here....again

Give us a kiss Jeffand this applies to you as wellSmarty/Jeffmy golden rulenever give a banker my thoughtsso these are someone elses I hope the shorters do get burnt fingersthey aint mates of mineI can just smell a ratsame with barcloved to be proved wronglet us just wait say a few weeks closed 107.7 todayof course the minute they drop by a third decimal point the master would have been outgoes without sayinganyway good luck!

so this bischoff character was born in 1941 in germany.
is he a nazi then? mind you he sounds jewish so he's lucky to be alive

aha a lloys director left today......only about a year too late!

whatever happens with this piece pf crap its going to be slow and tedious. theres hundreds of better companies with real prospects out there to put money on

tabasco

re - of course the minute they drop by a third decimal point the master

Your thoughts go to the toilet as usual, BIG mouth but no trousers does not get my 47.60% profit, I do have Level 2 and gives me a good idea also of time to sell, You are too Thick ( your words not mine ) even to lear that, mine you when to pick up shares at the right time.

LLOY at this stage of the recovery is for the long term Portfolio, steady rise ( 2 up 1 down )
Everyone has its strategies and I lways have put money on the side for punts that I expect to get me a quick return, and that was the case for today selling SKR last week JLP and JRVS etc.

re - lucky thicko is more me

It sounds like, the mixture of tabasco + cheap brandy gives an explosive mixture for bigger "THICKO" than you imagine.

re -RSI ( Master RSI )

I am proud to say that I took the nickname ( Master RSI ) due to be the best on a test on timing when the shares where due for a change of direction some years ago, as one of the participans call me that name, we were using the Relative Strength Index (RSI) for the test.

                                    

Master rsi
i am following your buys + sells let us know when you buy .The day you buy them asap thanks a lot

Good morning all.

Right to reply and taking the PISS>

MASTERBAITER.you write a little funnyhave you got foreign blood in you?would you like foreign blood in you?bouncy is always desperateon a down side he only has a little one but you have so much in commonhe goes for a steady rise he is not funnyhe writes bo**ocks and has level 42.thats oneupmanship for you.
Incidentallymy mouth is 62ml longjust measuredand kinda averageand I have 27 pairs of trousers not including suits or jeans or waterproofsjust counted..
Thanks for the explanation of how you come to choose master rsi as your nom de plumeI still prefer Retard Syndrome Imitateits just more you
IMO you are the biggest ramper on this siteand your relative strength is persuading people to part with their hard earned to promote your investmentis chakli your sonsounds like you come from the same persuasion...

non execs director quit .

so we arelosing the good guys and the shit e are still there the top twoare just shit

tabasco

re - is chakli your sonsounds like you come from the same persuasion...

"Bastards" like you may have plenty of sons, But I have NONE.

I Just make sure that my good knowledge of shares, can be put in a good use for others to make money like me.

There is no ST GEORGE blood on me for sure.
You should be ashamed ( something YOU do not have most likely ) that a foreign person can put you in your place ...... the stable


2 ugly bastards- name of the pick

Just the two sons MASTERBAITERlegitimately born. and I have been in many stablesBarry HillsRichard HannonHughie Morrisonjust to name a few

And back to LLOY is doing well today

chakli

re - Master rsi - i am following your buys + sells let us know when you buy .The day you buy them asap thanks a lot

I selected the stock before ( below 2p), but today after the results is on the move with a good order book and ready to break 4p,
very positive as the volume is higher once again, very important on direction of trend

        SEY 3.97 -4.02p

Posted that on my thread "UPS" earlier.......
Master RSI - 23 Sep'09 - 12:19 - 192 of 200 edit
KEEP an EYE
SEY 3.90 / 3.92p
Volume picking up today again as share price is doing the same after results earlier
       

MASTERBAITERif you look at your picture upside downyour two cousins appear to be forming a m with their fingersremind mewhat letter does your name start with?Im sure it is a term of endearmentcant be wan*er

BoE MPC voted 9-0 to keep QE at 175 bln

LONDON (Reuters) - Bank of England policymakers voted unanimously to keep their asset purchase programme at 175 billion pounds in September, but those who had voted for more in August still thought they had a case, their minutes showed on Wednesday.

All nine policymakers also voted to hold interest rates at 0.5 percent and did not think there had been enough major economic developments to warrant any change to the 50 billion pound expansion of quantitative easing agreed in August.

"For those members who had preferred a larger stimulus at the August meeting, a larger asset purchase programme could still be justified," the minutes said.

"But in the absence of significant news about the medium term the case for adjusting the policy now was outweighed by the benefits of following through with the programme of asset purchases announced in August."

Three policymakers, Governor Mervyn King, Timothy Besley and David Miles, had wanted to increase QE to a total of 200 billion pounds in August.

There was no indication in the minutes that policymakers had discussed cutting the remuneration rate of commercial banks' deposits with the BoE -- an issue that Governor Mervyn King had raised in parliamentary testimony last week.

Policymakers said the near-term downside risks to growth had lessened over the month and inflation was likely to be higher in the short term than they had thought a month ago.

However, the medium-term inflation outlook had not really changed because of the large amount of spare capacity in the economy.

"Even if GDP had turned positive in Q3, it was unlikely to have reached the point where the level of spare capacity was shrinking. Unemployment continued to rise and was likely to continue increasing for some time."

Policymakers felt that rising asset prices and the weaker pound -- as well as lower gilt yields, market interest rate expectations and interbank lending rates -- would help support nominal spending in due course.

But they also warned that past financial crises had not been resolved quickly and there was a risk of a false dawn.

"High levels of public debt internationally and the persistence of global imbalances remained downside risks to the sustainability of the recovery."

Lloyds as leverage-leader?

Wowzers - Executions new banking analyst is certainly making an exciting debut.

Having moved to the brokerage from Citadel last month, Joseph Dickerson is sinking his teeth into UK banks with a giant `buy on Lloyds and a `sell on RBS, in a 64-page punch of a Woody Allen-quoting research note on the British banking sector (The fact that Executions London offices are located at the Truman Brewery, amidst the hipsters of East London, no doubt helps in the creative process).

Not only does Dickerson, along with fellow analysts Fiona Swaffield and Anke Reingen, lambaste the governments Asset Protection Scheme for making little sense and being a sub-optimal way to recapitalise the sector he thinks banks like RBS and Lloyds should do their utmost to avoid participating in it.

On Lloyds in particular he would prefer the bank to do a rights issue:
Our view is that the company should opt out of the APS completely and embark on a rights issue of 16bn. We arrive at this figure by benchmarking Lloyds 2011 capital requirements to a 10% core Tier 1 ratio (since this is the level against which we believe banks will increasingly be benchmarked) and cross-checking that the parameters of our stress test are met (i.e. 8% core Tier 1 under stressed scenario on the current loan portfolio). The fundamental capital need is 15bn and we gross this up by 1bn for our estimate of the termination fee to be paid to HMT for the implicit promise of Government support since January. . .

http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2009/09/23/73506/lloyds-as-leverage-leader/

Recesion is over the CBI says. A bit late I said that long time ago "tabasco"

One has to look in this cases, on a month to month basis, not Quaters, as by then is too late, the recovery is already on a couple month earlier,
and what else? ........
the market anticipates that 6 month ahead, that is why the Market has been on the bounce for some time now...........

CBI says recession is over -- Wed Sep 23, 2009

LONDON (Reuters) - Britain has probably come out of recession but the pace of recovery in 2010 will be slow, with tight credit and weak domestic demand posing obstacles to an upturn, the Confederation of British Industry said Wednesday.
The business group said it expected the economy to have grown by 0.3 percent between July and September, and forecasts an expansion of 0.4 percent for the fourth quarter -- an improvement from its prognosis in June that growth would not return until early next year.

However, the CBI said the upturn will have been driven by firms starting to increase production after a long period of destocking, and it cautioned it was far from certain that demand would be strong enough to support the recovery going forward.

"Although growth this quarter should mark the end of the recession, conditions in the UK will remain tough for some time yet, and it is difficult to see where demand growth will come from," said CBI Director General Richard Lambert.

"Firms that have run down their stocks will now be starting to raise output to meet demand, and consumers are likely to bring forward spending before VAT rises. But once these two boosts are out of the way, there is no clear driver of robust economic growth into 2010." ...................

April 20, 2009by Peter Charalambous
CBI says recession has hit rock bottom

Wed Sep 23, 2009
CBI says recession is over --

In five months they have gone from predicting rock bottomto the recession is over.next week lloy will be back to a 5 quid then

The employment rate and the number of people in employment have fallen The number of vacancies has fallen The number of unemployed people the unemployment rate and the claimant count have all increased The number of inactive people of working age and the inactivity rate have increased. Growth in average earnings both excluding and including bonuses has fallenThe employment rate for people of working age was 72.5 per cent for the three months to July 2009. It has not been lower since the three months to February 1997 and it is down 0.8 from the previous quarter and down 2.1 over the year The total number of people in employment for the three months to July 2009 was 28.89 million, down 217,000 over the quarter and down 600,000 over the yearThe importance of a lagging indicator is its ability to confirm that a pattern is occurringUnemployment is one of the most popularI dont believe recession is overand I will punt accordingly

tabasco

re - I dont believe recession is over - cos Unemployment is still high

How can you make more mistakes?
I am sure you did not go to high college to learn how the economy works in relation to Unemployment.

For you interest, and I know a bit of it, Unemployment is allways lagging behing when yet the recovery is already over.
maybe one of the reason is the the companies get better productivity on bad times like now, but companies are already filling old job with new people.

keep punting and loosing money, did you notice once again you looking at figure from July? we are now September.

bye for now