OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

I'll take the job!

Excellent :>)))) Mine with lemon and caster sugar please :>))))

Kim - the perfect recipe in full is: 100 - [10L - 7F + C(k - C) + T(m - T)]/(S - E) with the closer you get to a 100 - the better the pancake.

Yum Yum!

Ok Bunny, I'll just have a little practice. Ok, here we are then, flour, eggs, milk, butter, oil,frying pan: (Sift, sift, crack, splosh, pour, mix,whisk, whisk) OK, a little bit of oil in the pan, butter, pancake mix (pour) (swirl) here we go (Tos......er, flip!) Wheyhey! Oh........ now where did that go? Bunny, have you see............oh! love the new hat Bunny! Where dyou get it?

So what's the flipping score?
And is jeffie running a book on it?

Looks like it's 1 - 0 at the mo. Here we go again, using Dr Fairclough's theory. (Flip) Aha, um, where the he.. Chocs have you seen a..... whoa, fashion disaster there girl, Bunny's already got a hat like yours!

2/1 the field

Need ex bookie Tabby. Im sure he would be a good tosser

Well I s'pose it's as good a place as any for a little syrup :P

One for Keaydian - although probably not enough Guinness!

Ingredients
For the pancakes:
140g/5oz plain flour
1 tsp baking powder
2 eggs
250ml/9fl oz Guinness(approximately)
tsp fresh thyme leaves
1 tbsp vegetable oil
For the topping:
4-6 rashers of dry-cured bacon
knob of butter
1 tbsp vegetable oil
4 heaped tbsp grated mature cheddar
2 tbsp chopped fresh herbs (eg: chives, parsley, basil)

Chocs, I should be saying you are sweet enough already now I suppose?! Well, I'm not going to be as corny as that, er though I think I already did in a way; oh well, if the cap fits :o)

Ok Skinny, I'll have a go, where's the bacon, cheese and herbs? I know where the Guinness is (hic).

Choccie - just for you :-) Syrup sex

You'll be calling me capcake next, kimmo :P

Short and ... sweet, skinny ;)

Would that put the icing on it for you Chocs?! ;o)

I'm wearing a pancake! LOL

Sorry had to dash out OK so where's my pancakes then?! ;>)

Well, um, my pancakes have reached a new high Bunny; just as soon as they come down off the ceiling you can have some. Lemon and sugar are ready!

Ahhhh.......I think I'll nab one of the danish left from brekkies for now then.....

any pancakes fallen from ceiling yet as i am a little peckish?

Well, there's one that looks like it might be ready to fa........hey!! who put the lights out? Where am I??!

This reminds me of the film Alien...........aagh, ugh! get this thing off my face before it lays eggs!!!

Position Available for Feb 2010

Pancake Constructor and Flipper - ability to get pancake back into pan promptly essential, no ceiling decoration experts need apply.

Applications to be received by 10 Jan 2010

Oh, erm, am I sacked? I can practice; I've got 12 months. I can do it; giz a job!