JOKE OF THE DAY
A man once counseled his son that
if he wanted to live a longlife,
the secret was to sprinkle a little
gunpowder on hiscornflakes every morning.
The son did this religiously,
and he lived to the age of 93.
Whenhe died, he left 14 children,
28 grandchildren, 35
great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot
hole in the wall of the crematorium.
