yea...me...you need a rest! what I want to do is I ask a stupid Question and you give a stupid Answer and ask another stupid Question...now, Me 1st!

Question: Why cant' everything in the world be free?

monkeys view its all gone bananas.

DO Turkeys Vote for Christmas?
Who Put the Arse in Arsenal and C*** in Scunthrope?
Do You call a female Barrister without her briefs a SOLICITOR?

No - big bird decides
Dont know but it the furthest apart they ever are
N0 - commando

Why isnt the grass always greener on the other side?

Because it's a Camomile Lawn

Why do fit girls always hang around with ugly blokes?

Quote: To buy and hold blindly on the basis that its a great company, or a strong industry, or the economys general health is, to me, the equivalent of stock market suicide. Jesse Livermore (1876-1940)

Why do investors entrust their money to 'brokers'?

To get 'broker' quicker.


why did the chicken cross the road?

cos it was religious

Why isnt Zarif playing properly?

funda -will play properly now. how you diddling atm?fine i hope.

If there are 10 birds in the tree and you shoot one how many are left in the tree?

Once you've heard a sound, where does the sound go?

What colour is a chameleon?

In a light tight room from where light cannot escape, when you turn off the light bulb, where does the light that filled the room go?

Why is it called the Afterlife when it's really Afterdeath?

Why is it called Afterdark when it's really Afterlight?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do 24/7 stores have locks fitted to the doors?

Why are soapsuds always white?

After you've heard it, where does sound go?

Why do Superheroes wear tights?

If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy why does he stop talking when humans are around?

If humans evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

Who filmed Neil Armstrong's first step on the moon?

If humans left the earth, would Time cease to exist?

Why do Psychics keep sending me spam, don't they know I'm not interested?

What was the root of all evil before money?

Who cut off Mickey's tail?

If we all stopped voting, would the politicians go away?

What seeds were used for seedless grapes?

Why do kids always make the wrong comment at the wrong time in front of the wrong people?

mmmm....yea....oh...ah...hahaha...

my question...

why mm always do the wrong thing to me?

Zarif,

Very well thanks mate - having a hard time on the markets recently but im not alone! LTBH patience required.

No birds are left in the tree

PGO

because they can!!!


Why are weekends only 2 days long?

They are like bookends. You need one each end to contain the week.

Why was the chicken who crossed the road religious?

zarif - lmao :-)

maybe there is a church...on the other side of the road?!

what's the difference between G.W.Bush and Saddam?

ones a p*ss-head murdering tryant with the brain of a pea, who leading the world to environmental destruction and threatening world peace, the other was the leader of iraq.

What is a nearmiss?

The answer to your prayers when the wife is gone.

If the wasp is the only truly useless thing god created, who the f*ck made politicians?

wasp eventhough useless has a sting
Politicians -no brain no guts,no spine------adinfinitum.


If god can do anything, can god create a boulder that he cant lift?

if someone can bend his own c-k into his own arse, why not the god!

do you like it? ?

why are bananas curved.
who takes the seeds out of pip .. less ,grapes.
why do banks only open 6 hours a day {if your lucky}
why do pubs water there beer down,,whoops sorry landlord