JOKE OF THE DAY
Absolute Worst Jokes!
Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
Why did the bee cross his legs? Because he couldn't find the BP station.
Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs!
What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits a windshield? His 'butt!'
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
What Happened to the fly on the toilet seat? He got pissed off!
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
Why did the booger cross the road? Because he was being picked on!!!!!
Where do kings keep their armies? In their sleevies.
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? Anyone can mash potatoes!
What did one frog say to the other? 'Time's sure fun when you're having flies!'
A woman asked her husband to go to the video store and get A Scent of a Woman, he came back with A Fish Called Wanda.