Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Will, we don't want any of those Muppets in the West you know.. anyway it is to dangerous for them http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-36279782

Obsessed or what .

Perhaps,we could give Dumbo a hammer and let him dismantle it.

Preferably after getting the rest of the population to vacate the area.


It is obvious he is accomplished enough to do this by himself.

Perhaps, we could allow Dumbo to take Vicky with him to steady the bomb while he hits it.

Yes Freeda i said to jimmy , when I nod my head you hit it OK , and he did .

Now now you couple of old drunken half wits you know i'm not a traveller , BUT you cosmopolitan men of the world who love everybody ,what is wrong with travelling families ?
What's up don't you like them ? why are they (born and bred here) so bad ?
I would have thought you would think them ok , or doesn't that suit your agenda ?
Couple of f*****g hypocrites .

Don't worry jimmy I'm just humouring him .

Vicky,

If I were you I would be careful if you give instructions like that to Dumbo.

God knows what he will hit.

By the way, his fuse is getting shorter.

Shortly be self-igniting!

Fred do you hate travelling families ?

The trouble is Freda you defend everything and that's not possible .

Now if we had said something bad about travelling families he would have jumped on it .
I don't mind travellers .

You poor sozzled old git

I hate everybody and everything.

Can I join your club now?

Actually, not sozzled yet.

Just opened a bottle of red.

Drank a glass and don't like it.

Thinking of tipping the rest down the drain.

Damn.


Suppose I could send it to Manuel to cook with!

Ps.

I am poor.

Any donation will be gratefully received.

How about two free memberships to your local suicide club.

Fred...."Just opened a bottle of red... Drank a glass and don't like it"

You mus't have read the label corectly(you have a problem with
reading things properly), it said Malt vinegar...DOH!!

Gypsy Jim.. the fastest traveller on the south coast.

Well I 'm first here today , wonder who will be next poor old Freda or .....

Fred and stan are still waiting in line for their daily medication..

Then they get the straight jackets removed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYqzcqDtL3k