Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

She is a Blairite and like many similar MPs have given up on Labour getting elected. There are career Ms in Labour who know they have no chance of a Minister's post for ten years or more (probably more).

She should have joined the tories, her dad qualifies....very rich and a nasty bastard to boot.

the more stan posts the worse he gets he must of been bulled all is poor uneducated life and now a lonely old sick man with no friends and a nasty ugly wife

you should feel sorry for him and pity poor sod

I am now going to florida next week for a month stopping at friends villa for free
while he goes to aussie

bloody freeloader

YES and he also owns 3 restaurants I can eat free at any of them . but will leave a tip
friends look after each other

The waiters only remember those that give a good tip, not those that pay the bill - as my departed friend Samy often told me.. :)

Samy often said that he didn't believe in God, so I asked him, if so, why did he donate to a synagogue in Rio de Janeiro. I don't he said, but there is no harm in having a little insurance...

University students have been banned from throwing their mortarboards in the air due to health and safety concerns.
Some graduates at the University of East Anglia (UEA) in Norwich have been hurt by falling hats in recent years, student newspaper The Tab reported.
Students have been urged to mime the throwing action instead, and have hats added digitally to the photo after.
Clearly a university dedicated to producing the mollycoddled.

I'm worried about the Olympics now , the javelin will probably be feather throwing , the hammer will be ping pong launching and the putting the shot will be shuttlecock easing .

If you were the "boss" of a University and had a report on you desk saying that someone had sued the University for allowing mortar boards to be chucked into the air at a "celebration", and one of which had land corner first into the eye of a participant causing him/her to lose their sight, what would you consider for the next knees up.

Daft, it seems, but might make a dent in the back pocket.

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I wouldn't want to be a teacher running a "6th form" rugby team these days.

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Trust you .

When I do that, I always take a pinch of salt.

Sucking on a lemon might be a better punishment .

Vic

That's what Fred's face looks like , someone sucking a lemon

Or a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Vicky,

I like sucking lemons and swatting flies like Dumbo.

How can you have a fly called dumbo , just won't work ,thought you were an engineer .

Use your imagination.