- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

Horse racing Thread	Capital Gains Calculator	- Links -	Report bugs	Dow thread
Crocs html	FTSE comp	ask trading Q?	Juke Box	Game Tables

The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

You have such grace, to let me believe I please you with such simple gifts, when I get so much more, just to bathe in your company is an inspiration, were I a poet I would write, were I a writer I would compose, were I a composer, I would create, but then I would be a god, and yet still unworthy.

Would you like to share a bacon buttie with me, Stormie?

I kneel at your feet, can you read mind? (I know mine is rather small)
I would sell various distant relations for such an honour, do you have ketchup?

It so happens...

I'm currently plastered in it

as is the keyboARD

and it's not easy typing with one remaining unsullied finger

Ambrosia, nectar, food of the gods indeed, have I spilt ketchup on my chin?

yep

More bacon with which to mop it up?

Well, I like to think it's cute (childish delusional male), where are the napkins? What is it like, by the way, one finger typing like us mere mortals?

Here, grab a nappie - sorry about the holly decoration... use-ups, y'know

Dotel,
Better not have any more, enough, as they say, is as good as a feast, and I have a long journey to contemplate, back through time to the dream world from which I came.
In parting I must, once more, thank you for your kindness, in making this birthday the most memorable of, regrettably, so many.
And so, inspired by your beauty, overwhelmed by your generosity, wearied by the adrenalin rush of your company, I must leave.
I hope I may find you again, and soon,
Deepest Regards
Stormcaller

ps will keep the holly as a memento!

And lately, by the Tavern Door agape,
Came stealing through the Dusk an Angel Shape
Bearing a Vessel on his Shoulder; and
He bid me taste of it; and 'twas---the Grape!

In which case, I'll have a large glass of Sterling Vineyards' Cabernet Sauvignon, Three Palms Vineyard, from Calistoga in the Napa Valley.

Evenin' all.

Evenin MM - just about still here :)

Hello, dotel, just about to pack it in after fixing my son's girlfriend's laptop. A knackered disk (technical term).

How's you?

Theres a man outside the cafe from the council, he wants to know if we have a late night licence. The neighbours have been complaining about the noise from popping corks into the wee hours.

so whats new pussy cat ,,as tom would say. is that right jeff ,,your x raf,,. well if you are ,can you have a bloody word with those red arrows at raf valley,bacause ever morning 8.00am there in those bloody planes buzzing the skys above trearddur bay,as we are still trying to sleep on the boat..
how the fish cope is beyond me,

Good Morning!
My goodness the late hours being kept in this place currently
DONT YOU PEOPLE SLEEP?????
Now the bunny needs her sleep - rarely gets as much as she would
like (due to the noisy pissed lowlife that passes the warren late
every night) but nevertheless she needs her sleep and is tucked up
by 11.30 at night. How do you all manage to stay up 'til gone 1am?
Well I'll take my hat off to you (if I was wearing one) and whatever
you're taking to keep you so alert I'll have some please!!!

Opto - the bunny's time on here is limited this week due to extreme
pessure from the bunny who's off school. Have to share, after all he was
bought up to and it would be a bit naff if having promoted sharing
I then did a 'politican' on him and changed the rules to suit me!!

OK Friday - so cef's got steaks of all descriptions and chips...
I'm disappearing now but will reappear again later this 'arbo

Edit....(Bunny what's a cef?) Opps CHEF!!!

Stockbunny, you don't use the 'Do as I say, not as I do' rule?
I used to use it all the time.
You modern parents are terribly kind to your children.