Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Beware of curry-smelling seagulls.

A seagull turned bright orange after it fell into a vat of chicken tikka masala.
The bird fell into the container while trying to scavenge meat from a food factory bin on Monday. It was rescued by workers at the site in Wales, and picked up by a volunteer for Vale wildlife hospital, near Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire.
Staff at the hospital used washing-up liquid to remove the bright orange from the seagull’s feathers. They returned him to its original white colour but have not been able to wash away the smell of curry.

It had lousy taste anyway.

The bird has been named 'Gullfrazie'.

They were relived they got to it before it fell into a 'korma'

ged it!!?

Serves it right for being so gullible.

A really good gargull and it would be on its way by now.

Anti-Trump Republicans seek last-ditch 'delegate revolt'

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/10/politics/gop-delegate-revolt-stop-donald-trump/index.html

hay I see you support terrorists like the scum in Palestine they are lower than sub humans . they are shit and only want to murder people and 4 year old children
a nation of cowards

They are a nation that have their land stolen and occupied and is continuing to be stolen on a daily basis. For Palestinians read French Resistance. For Israel read Nazi Germany.

not a fair comparison though i too think the israeli gov't is behaving reprehensibly

It is not entirely fair, but the closest comparison. In one sense, it is worse as they are not just an army in occupation but are settling the other country with their own people and annexing parts of Palestine that they regard as now Israel.

I'm sorry but I don't get these OBE and CBE awards for services to sport . Claire Williams for F1 and Shearer for this work he's supposed to do , they are very well paid for their services thanks very much .

And where is my knighthood ?.....that nice man from Lagos promised me 6 months ago that with his connections and a drop of a thousand pounds he would see to it....must give a ring again but he doesn't seem to answer his phone now....I'll ring again....his letter did have HRH as a letterhead...must be official....

Deer Mr RF
We are so sory that we unable to proces your nighthood on time. The HRH is very burocratic you see. Your check was returned becos the cost has gone up since. If you send me another 500 punds, we will make sure you are on the next list.
Sir RF. Sounds good.

Your very faithful

Samuel Onadayu
Hi Comissioner

It would seem a good idea to get the gongs whilst the going is good.

Dave is a busted flush now, how much longer can he continue?

Iturama .....sounds just like the guy I received the letter from...very convincing.....

Your Highness, Mr Samuel Onadayu,

Have you considered becoming a Member of the European Union,
there is a most generous of salary's on offer, also the no questions
asked 45,000 pounds expenses that is given to EVERY MEP whether
you want it or not, there's also the credit card that allows you to spend
upto 5000 eoro's a month on out of pocket expenses.

There's the travel, FREE of course, to travel to Strasbourg EVERY month, and the
opportunity to go on fully funded fact finding missions to the fleshpots of South
America, under the guise of guinea pig farming.

We hope you find this letter informative and profitable in your search for an easy attainment of wealth.

Yours forever
The Gravytrain Dept.

J C Juncker.

Anybody betting with IG Index on BREXIT ? just checking. The bet goes from 0 to 100, so if you have say a £1 per point bet @ 10p and OUT win , will your profit be £90

Radical plans floated by Jeremy Corbyn to extend the right to buy to tenants of private landlords have won the backing of a major centre-right thinktank as a way to address the affordability crisis facing young, aspiring homeowners.

The report’s author, Peter Saunders, a research fellow at Civitas, says “generational inequality” has deepened over the last two decades as house prices have raced ahead of earnings. “The result is that the younger generation is now expected to pay a much bigger multiple of its earnings to buy a home than its parents did,” he says.

Saunders says that aspirant purchasers should be subject to the same right-to-buy eligibility rules as those who can currently buy their council or housing association homes, and that they should enjoy the same rates of discount.

Who in their right mind would want to buy one of these private stock
houses, from landlords that don't put a penny into any refurbishment
and just rent out these hovels to any desparate sole.

The reasons for the high property prices are mass immigration and not enough
house building, with the main reason being continuous mass immigration.

There's also the behaviour of the building firms themselves where they buy building
plots but don't build any houses, thus keeping homes in short supply resulting
in higher prices..

Most landlords maintain their properties to a high standard as to do otherwise would be bad business. You just read about the bad landlords. You should try reading more sensible newspapers other than the Mirror and other left wing rags.