- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Thanks dotel, but the H&S excutive may not like me borrowing yours! (they seem to have a say in every thing nowadays)

Quiet in here tonight! All those good little traders must be tucked up in their portfolios, isn't that sweet!
Hope it's all right if I help myself to a Guinness....

No, didn't get that right at all, better try again, I'll have another.
Bit like work this, talking a lot, no-one paying attention.
Oh dear, that means I'm talking to myself again, thought I was cured, ho-hum

Still, that does mean no-one will notice if I have just one more...
or maybe two?

Wake up Stormcaller, time to travel back to the far distant wherever.
Lotsa empty Guinness bottles in here.

snoball,
Good evening,
Thought I was the only one allowed out this late, does your mummy know where you are?
Care for a nightcap, then I must return from whence I came

I'll have a large Jim Beam and american and some rocks please, Stormcaller.
No my mummy doesn't know where I am but that reminds me I must phone her and tell her.

snoball,
Like the style, wake her up at 1am, that deserves a large Jim Beam.
I came in here to escape the awful big brother, how 'bout you?

Tut tut, I've caught you both, and at this time of nite!!!

SC:-Sorry for time delay (which I'm sure you know all about) in responding to your last email, but now done. Also, miracles, have found the previous 'missing' one, which will be read, digested, and duly responded to, promise.

Nite boys (& I wont tell your mummies what you've been up to)

WHAT WAS THAT???
Good grief, I've been chasing her across space and time for.......
Went through here without breaking step!
Perhaps I'm tired, I'd better go, long journey ahead,
See y'all
SC

What a beautiful day it is today. Off to Windsor races this evening after work, cant wait.

Morning Jeffers, t'other day I posted and asked re Clems old gaff; I still can't get in, any ideas? Have they gone 'boobs up'? Haven't seen any announcement and would've thought the site would have been down that long, give us a clue matey!!

Good luck at Windsor and doff the old trilby to Phil the Greek if you espy him lurking about the castle grounds with those infernal snappy corgis.

What did win the Derby?

Trust everybody's wives returned safe & sound to their respective drums.

Overcast day here in SA after a wet night, we need a hell of a lot more rain but sadly only good weather is forecast.

little willie.
I have just been there with no problems.
Have you said something to upset them?

come on jeffmack, my sure your bags big enough to carry your winnings,good luck.

little willie

"What" didn't win the Derby or any other hat!

Hello all
Sausage and mash on the menu tonight

Stormy
What have you been up to. I had to avoid an intergalactic hit alien from the planet Zurr on the way home tonight, funny how they all drive 4 x 4s isn't it.

'ello Socks - save us a sausage please

Dotel
You know you can always rely on me to have a sausage for you!

Well I'm bloomin' kippered now as I keep my portfolio on Clems lot and all I'm a-gettin is 'unavailable' so YES Snoball, seems Lord Gnome is upset with me....

Wing Commander Socko is quipping 'What-ho' [be glad when his her-indoors returns to take him and his bloody 'old black spot' in hand.
I bet he rushes around Tesco pushing his trolley humming the Dambusters theme,
Wembley goggles over his eyes shouting "Angels at five o'clock, coming at you out of the sun; watch my tail!"

Wooden hill beckons, a very late drunken night/early morning last night so under orders to retire, away from this infernal machine within 5 minutes, g'night all.....fate worse than death and all that.....

I've come for my sausage, socks

Never lie to girls...

There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"

Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"