- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I've come for my sausage, socks

Never lie to girls...

There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"

Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

This is becoming a very bad habit, late again, got lost on that damned inter-dimensional contraflow. Still this time of night guess I'd better get myself a guinness, don't want to wake anyone.

That went down well... I think I deserve another, must try that 3 dimensional clover leaf GD does so beautifully.... no good at all, GD must be a magician, still shame to waste it...

This talking to yourself starts to get interesting with a bit of practice, wonder if I'll still understand what I'm talking about when lathered?
I'll have a large brandy, and 4 fingers of redeye barkeep!!

Somebody say something?

Dotel,
Now I'm ashamed!
Sitting here rambling to myself, didn't realise you had arrived, angels should flap their wings to warn us of their presence, may I attend you.

Yes please...don't think I'm up to it myself

After your kind attentions to me in the past, it would be a great honour.
How may I serve?

Any way you like ;)

My first opportunity to repay you, and I am undone, please try this sixty year old armagnac that I have reserved for a special occasion, no ice allowed, it must be sampled unbruised. And then to my shame I must leave, as I need to sleep, perchance to dream, that this moment may stay with me into my world.
Please forgive me
Goodnight
Regards
SC

Hi little willie
I can log on to ADVFN ok, but dont visit very often these days. I hope your sweet revenge runs better than sweetest revenge that lost at windsor last night.

Hi Buddy,
As you know my IT skills are shIT can't log on even onto their 'home' page so no idea whats wrong or how to cure. Maybe a caress of Mrs. lw's bum will get her to sort IT for me, even if that fails at least it will be a pleasure!!

So Phil the Greek didn't give you any nudge nudge, 'look here old boy' tips that did the trick. Shame that your not here.

We visited our Sweeties trainer, Glen Kotzen and his wife Cathy for the day yesterday, he has horses running today and tipped us his Lion of Damascus in the 13.00 and Arctic Gale in the 16.37 to win, both races at Kenilworth, Cape Town.
Check them out and see how they go.
We also like his Six Nations in the 13.30 owned by a friend of ours [good each way and likes it damp underfoot, it is].
In the 15.07 Sharlee Boy has a good each way chance, also Glens plus he has a long each way in the 14.35 Linneys Light and in the 15.37 my next door neighbour to be, in the new house is a UK chap called Lord Lilford who has a good horse called Chamonix which should win.

Chech it all out, interesting huh!

little willie,are you trying to make us jealous.. willie ,,,because if you are its working.............. dave

Working on me too !!!!!

little willie
Lion of damascus was in 12:00 here so missed that one and it lost anyway. Have had a bet on Arctic Gale in the 3:37

G'day y'all.

G'day Snowie! And how's things with you...the do'nut man has been
by the way and I've stocked the freezer with a large amount of various
ice-cream/lolly things on sticks.....

little willie
I went to the bookies to watch my money run on Arctic Gale. Before the race it threw the jockey and run race course on his own, so he was witdrawn. Hope that trainer of yours teaches your horse better manners.

Stockbunny, Ive just come in from the garden. I would love a lolly, one of those with the ice cream in the middle please. Whilst I am waiting I'm going to have a can of lager, would you like one as well?