Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

UKIP tearing itself apart...and without a credible leader (Farage), it's a rebel without a cause.

Farage credible?

Really.

I thought he was a blown tub-thumper of a rabble.

But that's you Fred, and at least 52% 0f the population disagree with you.

Not that you would notice stuff like that.

Actually just 12% voted UKIP in the last election. That is just 8% of those who could vote

With that reasoning the Tories had less than 25% of those entitled to vote. Hardly a mandate eh?

lol :-)

Iturama
But the Tories had the most. No party has had an absolute majority for a very long time.

YouGov national poll.

CON 42% LAB 28% UKIP 12% LDEM 8%

Is that a poll of all the people who are entitled to vote or just those that voted in the 2015 election? Otherwise how to explain that UKIP has 12% when by the your logic, it has no more than 8% of those that can vote... ?

Haystack will be happy with three parties , that would be the Conservatives first team , the Conservatives reserves , and the Conservatives under twelves .

P 72958.

How much would the Hazy-one pay for his gong?


Looks a bit like him.

Someone killed in London and around five injured....Second attempt at kidnapping
a soldier..

The authorities cannot protect its citizens..Its coming to the time when the citizens
will need to take up arms to protect their fanilies and themselves....

I think it is time to have Trump for PM and Charlton Heston for Home Office and hand grenades on sale in every supermarket.

Bloody country is getting soft.

Bring back hanging at the same time.

Do away with madness.

Best thing you've ever said as well .

Fred's just checking out if it's a muslim who did this in the name of islam so as he can jump to his defence .

No thought for the poor woman murdered .

Apparently, it is no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.

The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"

Notice how there are two Kiwis in this joke. I am not sure if it is politically significant.

Neither are there any Sikhs, Jews or Muslims so it could be an old joke.

I'm a paddy, who can I insult without incurring the wrath of the PC brigade?