Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

P 72958.

How much would the Hazy-one pay for his gong?


Looks a bit like him.

Someone killed in London and around five injured....Second attempt at kidnapping
a soldier..

The authorities cannot protect its citizens..Its coming to the time when the citizens
will need to take up arms to protect their fanilies and themselves....

I think it is time to have Trump for PM and Charlton Heston for Home Office and hand grenades on sale in every supermarket.

Bloody country is getting soft.

Bring back hanging at the same time.

Do away with madness.

Best thing you've ever said as well .

Fred's just checking out if it's a muslim who did this in the name of islam so as he can jump to his defence .

No thought for the poor woman murdered .

Apparently, it is no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.

The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"

Notice how there are two Kiwis in this joke. I am not sure if it is politically significant.

Neither are there any Sikhs, Jews or Muslims so it could be an old joke.

I'm a paddy, who can I insult without incurring the wrath of the PC brigade?

I think you can still insult scousers for wearing shell suites and stealing the wheels off moving cars ,they don't seem to mind .

max - me! .... us chosen people are used to it :-)

I think I'm going to reclassify myself as a black irish jew, that should fuck up the tick box brigade nicely... :-)

After thought, should I include cross dresser?


edit, perhaps no gender at all?

Dumbo,

P 72964

No.

I was just wondering if he the same sort of problems as you seem to me to have.

Dumbo was an efelump don't you know .

iturama
12% if those who voted and 8% of those entitled to vote. Not a poll, actual figures from GE.

Give over Hays. We can all do sums. Who knows the political composition of those that didn't vote. According to the polls, around 12% of the electorate, that is all entitled to vote, support UKIP. Your 8% is meaningless. But if it rows your boat, go with it.
There won't be an election for 4 years in any case.

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Do you have a persecution complex C? Seems to me that you get off quite lightly here.. :)

Vicky,

I knew there was a similarity.



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IT,

Are you sure?

Ummm. I wonder!

4years to "fix" the economy, which the cons couldn't do in 6years and into a headwind.

Ummmmm!

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The waiter should be prosecuted and persecuted.