Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Well seeing as nearly 4 million voted for UKIP but only achieved 1 seat, and
yet UKIP had more votes then the SNP, LibDems and the Greens put together.

It is a major problem for emerging parties. They do not have the party machinery in each constituency to do much better. The Libs manage high numbers of MPs sometimes because their support is concentrated in a small number of specific areas such as the West Country. Labour are strong in metropolitan areas and the Conservatives are in rural areas and specifically the Home Counties.

There is no natural area for UKIP. Their strongest showing is in areas of low education and strong racist opinions such as Clacton, parts of Kent, East Anglia and a few northern areas with high immigration.

UKIP can't make inroads without local party machinery and central control. It has taken the other parties more than 60 years to develop their methods. They have vast databases of people who will vote for them. Come the election, it is about getting the vote out

UKIP would need about 25% support to get much of an increase in MPs, because they do not have strong enough support in specific areas. They attempt to increase their vote in some even way across the country. First past the post means that strategy will always fail.

Here's what makes the 'perfect female body'. There are two of them apparently, one according to women and one according to men:

But who's shoes?

Forget shoes iturama, good hips (wide) would be my preference and thighs that squeeze, not break like twigs i.e. the above. Personality that makes you laugh and ok big nipples if that floats your boat :0) Forget super models.

Adam Peaty absolutely smashes the competition in his '100m Breast Stroke' Heat whilst creating a new World Record of 57.55 secs.

My daughter knows him quite well and she says he tells people it is his intention to create a new world record every time he swims.

So 'watch this space', eh?

Do you mean like this Chris ? you did say big hips and thighs that sqeeze.

Nahhh Jimmy she would break my back.:0) I'm talking real ladies with a brain. But preferably with big nipples as she is quoting Shakespeare. Oooops think I'm in big trouble with our female posters. No sense of humour?

like diane abbott perhaps

I thought it was a photo of your wife.

But didn't like to comment!

You guys don't appreciate eye candy when you see it... :-)
Now this is what I call a trophy girl friend.

It,

Well if it turns you on, so be it.

Do these Tatooists work by the metre .

I feel sick .

not my idea of the erotic it must be said, but there's an awful lot of songs in praise of women with big thighs and bums, from quite early blues numbers through to queen

Difficult to decide which view is worse

Are you scientifically literate?

Take the quiz

I scored a remarkable 87%. :-)

Didn't think you or the waiter could count!

8-)

Come on guys, lets see you admit to some of these 20% and 30% scores.

:-)