Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Here's what makes the 'perfect female body'. There are two of them apparently, one according to women and one according to men:

But who's shoes?

Forget shoes iturama, good hips (wide) would be my preference and thighs that squeeze, not break like twigs i.e. the above. Personality that makes you laugh and ok big nipples if that floats your boat :0) Forget super models.

Adam Peaty absolutely smashes the competition in his '100m Breast Stroke' Heat whilst creating a new World Record of 57.55 secs.

My daughter knows him quite well and she says he tells people it is his intention to create a new world record every time he swims.

So 'watch this space', eh?

Do you mean like this Chris ? you did say big hips and thighs that sqeeze.

Nahhh Jimmy she would break my back.:0) I'm talking real ladies with a brain. But preferably with big nipples as she is quoting Shakespeare. Oooops think I'm in big trouble with our female posters. No sense of humour?

like diane abbott perhaps

I thought it was a photo of your wife.

But didn't like to comment!

You guys don't appreciate eye candy when you see it... :-)
Now this is what I call a trophy girl friend.

It,

Well if it turns you on, so be it.

Do these Tatooists work by the metre .

I feel sick .

not my idea of the erotic it must be said, but there's an awful lot of songs in praise of women with big thighs and bums, from quite early blues numbers through to queen

Difficult to decide which view is worse

Are you scientifically literate?

Take the quiz

I scored a remarkable 87%. :-)

Didn't think you or the waiter could count!

8-)

Come on guys, lets see you admit to some of these 20% and 30% scores.

:-)

72%

A couple looked dubious. Our moon is now technically a planet.