- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Burpy Burpy!!

Claret is taking effect and my spelling is
wonkey wonkey!!

Should I be in the Cafe or what?

Ghosty: Hi Jeff, Long time no see!!

Jeff: Ghosty, you old git and a good evening!!

Skelly: Woooooooo!!!!! me old mates are back! I've been
love sick for such a long time!!

Jeff: Oh Dear, the gang are back! :-)

Ghosty: Jeff, Are you quids in Re LSE?

Jeff: Ghosty sod off :-)

Skelly: I've minted regarding shorting!

Jeff: You lying git!

Skelly: Nope! I made enough to buy a "Poochy Pie" and it was nicey

nicey.

Jeff: Skelly you smug %$%$%$%$%

:-)

Jeff

Good dinner and boooooooooze................................!

Jeff, are you still waiting up for me......?

Obviously not! He must of gone for a jog.

Hey jeff, nice to see Ghosty & Skelly again, give them my regards next time you see em.

Nearly lunch time so i will prepare myself a nice ploughmans lunch and a pint of Bods.

LW, What's the weather like out there in SA?

Gdub, Your back on top.

Afternoon Mr Dog
You should be out practising your swing

Pooch,

Any chance of Kylie joining our team in STG?

She could keep the team spirit up, and it might wind GDUB up (ie knock him off his perch)?

Ash

Kylie says she is more than happy sitting on my lap, feeding me grapes, thank you very much.

Hi all

I thought Kylie went back to Australia?

It perfect golfing weather were I am, sunny, with clouds clearing and the wind dying down, so warming up, without being to warm........... May go out for a stroll and forget about the market......

Hi little woman!

I intercepted Kylie on the way to the airport and asked her to stay, she replied:

" You should be so lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky! "

I then told her I performed the same sexual practices as Michael Hutchence...

...and here she is!

Gdub
Do you want to borrow my belt?

Ahhhhhhh - but his sexual practices caused his death. Do you really think that is the best way to go?

Anyone know a good hairdresser?

jeffmack - No thanks, I've got a drawer full. But if you've got a spare pair of fur lined handcuffs I'll give them a good home!

little woman - Sorry for my late reply but I temporarily passed out! What was the question again ?

Kylie - Oh pocket rocket and mini minx of my dreams, your hair looks great...
...now get the kettle on and finish the washing up.

Poochy,

Ghosty and Skelly send thier regards and look
forwood to late evening banter!

I've just finished another 10 mile jog and I'm
starved!

I'm off to raid the Cafe kitchen:-)

:-)

Jeff

Who's that cat snoozing on the Cafe roof BTW?

:-)

Jeff

Blimey, worst case of pubic-enteritis I've encountered.
Understand that the only known cure is human saliva [male], she has to be licked slowly off and you mustn't miss a bit, if you muff it you have to start again. [That doesnt sound quite right?]
Anyway, do you best and save that girl from a fate worse than death. Thinks...[what is a fate worse than death?].
We have 35 degrees here; I'm in our upstairs entertainment room and as I type I can see Ian Botham putting on the green in front of my gaff[ I kid you not]. MRS.lw's off away for the day, playing golf in a ladies invitation at Somerset West, I'm on my ownsome.
Jeffers..thought you were a bright red wide braces boy..
little woman..where are you?

lw,

35 degrees!

Where are you?

:-)

Jeff

You can always rely upon LW to lower the tone of the place.

:-)

Little willie, had to pop out and injoy the weather for a short while. Now I have to pop out again to pick up the info for the last minute holiday I have just booked. Be back later.........

LW,

Email sent

Cheers

Ash

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.