Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Anyway....have I missed an era or something ?......nowww...windows 10.....yummy....what happened to windows 8 and 9......sorry sir....your next floor is 10....but I wanted to stop at 8....can't do sir...10 it is....but...
and 9.....sorry sir 9 : I cannot program......

It's like a mad lift !......

congratulations ; you have now been taken on a ride round your new vundovs computurv.....(sexy Russian lady voice...much more in keeping with the times)
right.....now ho ho...I shall launch the windows internet explorer....

Why are there three of them all together...one small...one big some full screen...and a mystery one that talks ?....because yuu havz clickeded ze explorer three times monsieur....
No I didn't...
explorer two answers back in (american voice) :please close the other two before continuing......TWO ?......who's the third one ?.....(Putin voice comes on from god knows where : is iet pozzible date with ze zexy numer von.....
Two answers....I got here first !
One says : I shall do my best four both of ze you ....
ME....don't I get a say in this at all ?
One Two and Three : altogether ....Oh shut up you computer illiterate !

Right you lot ....crash bang...
computer in bin....

Amen....

Can I recommend olazapine to you RF? You should be right as rain in a short while and those voices will go away. Stay indoors meanwhile.

Usual tory standards.

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Not a pretty picture?

Well Haystacks fave tory, Ken(suede shoes)Clarke has stated on the Sunday
Politics that T.Mays career could be short lived, because of a group that Clarke
is involved with has taken umbrage at Mays EU stance..

Maybe haystacks has some inside contacts with information(allegedly)to
furnish us with?.

Suggest you relisten to the interview with Clarke.

BURP!!!...Repeat....

Seems like elderly white male is becoming a pejorative term in this country. Yesterday I was listening to the Charity Commission giving evidence to the Lords select committee and one Foulkes, Lord Foulkes, white, old and obese, was complaining that the Charity Commisssion was composed of elderly whites. Happens that fatty Foulkes collects committee memberships like the rest of us collect stamps and the select committee itself is made up of elderly whites, most of whom are in the Lords through cronyism.
Then Greg Dyke comes out with the same language re the FA. This is the same clown that was complaining about Brexit and how he feels European, not English. He never complained when he ran the FA. But then his word is worth sweet FA.

"Suggest you relisten to the interview with Clarke."


I didn't need to, but they replayed it on the Daily Politics, in which clarke states
that if May goes for hard Brexit then those 'moaning majority' tory's, ie like
soubrey and nicky morgan, and clarke himself , would stamp their feet and go
off on a long griping moan, with the hope of gathering more damp festering
moss strewn eu sycophants, with threats to Mays leadership.

Well, Clarke can say what he likes, he's on his bike anyway.

Not so some of the others, who may find themselves at odds with the local membership. Tricky.

Don't be ill over Xmas.

that has always been true fred (especially in wales!) and nor over any b/h or even a normal friday

It seems that the Trump administration has already taken over if we go by the British media......change of attitude towards the Russians : everything's fine !.....we shall be great pals !......really ?....no more invading other countries by the bear....Georgia....Ukraine....Doping and such....Syria bombing innocent people...well.. well.. well...three holes in the ground !...how times have changed....or is it as I suspect a great way for the Americans to get out of a sticky situation where the Obama watch have to condemn the above and in the case of losing an election which they have, will be also happy to endorse the newcomers wiping the slate clean but can't actually say it publicly....suits republicans and democrats alike !....start with a clean sheet.....I wonder what it will be like in four years time ?.....the Kremlin must be buzzing at the moment with delight at the way things are going !...everybody's a winner except the those caught up in unwinnable conflicts against superior forces....

Obviously fred believes in the western propaganda that is being peddled
against Assad and Russia?....

We can look at recent history to prove what idiots we've got/had in charge
when the west wanted to install democracy in middle eastern countries, the
toppling of Saddam Hussein, Afghanistan, Libya and Gadafi...And now their
rabid desire to get rid of Assad, and the frenzied scaremongering against Russia,
and how they helped get Trump(not to mention Brexit,LOFL!) elected by hacking
into the voters computers, does that mean the west, ie the US and UK(an.others)
don't have the ability to do the same to Russians?..

Well, I am such a person who does believe quite a lot of the propaganda, which has 'been peddled against Assad and Russia'.

But there again, I only know of one certain enemy out there: ISIS.

There are those who strongly feel, that we should NOT have taken part in the Iraq war to oust Sadaam Hussein, nor should we have done so in Libya to oust Colonel Gadaffi. The basic reason for this type of comment, being mainly:

1. At least there was presently peace there before such an intervention.
2. After any 'ousting interventions', we had no proper plans in place for what would happen later.

From out there in Aleppo comes the following sort of news. Is it the truth or is it propaganda? I've given two sources for it, but actually, there is really only one, in that they are the same source.

From: https://www.facebook.com/BroAbdullateef/posts/678741122285486:0

and also: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/heartbreaking-suicide-note-aleppo-nurse-9454522

A letter written by one of the sisters in Aleppo right now to the scholars of the ummah and to the leaders of the opposition:

"I am one of the woman in Aleppo who will soon be raped in just moments..there are no more weapons or men that can stand between us and the animals who are about to come called the 'country's army'.
I don't want anything from you..I don't even want your supplication...as I am still able to speak I think my supplication is going to be more truthful than what you say!
I am committing suicide..and I don't care if you say I am in Hell-Fire!
I am committing suicide because i did not remain firm in my deceased father's home for all these years because his heart burned when he saw all those who left Aleppo..
I am committing suicide not due to no reason but because I do not want several members of the Assad Regime to savor raping me while just yesterday they were afraid to say the word 'Aleppo'.
I am committing suicide because the Day of Resurrection has taken place in Aleppo and I don't think Hell-Fire will be worse than this..
I am committing suicide and I know all of you will unite on my entering of Hell-Fire and that will be the only thing that you will unite upon: the suicide of a woman. Not your mother or sister or wife...but a woman you are not concerned about.
I will conclude by saying that your fatawa (verdicts) have become meaningless to me so save it for yourself and your family..
I am committing suicide..
And when you read this know that I have died pure despite everyone."

People are now dying in Allepo now as a result of Ed Miliband's political cowardice. He had promised to support Cameron on the vote in 2013 to destroy Assad's chemical weapons and compromise his infrastructure. On the day of the vote Miliband reneged without warning, causing the vote to be lost. Obama did not have the support from the UK and abandoned the project. The resulting power vacuum and obvious inaction by the US allowed Russia to join forces with Assad with impunity.

The dead children in Allepo are a stain on Miliband and the Labour party. It was interesting to see Labour politicians yesterday wringing their hands and saying they were wrong. It was a one time opportunity to make a difference and Labour blew it

I'd actually forgotten that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23892783

Thanks for reminding me, Hays.

BUT: Thirty Conservative and nine Liberal Democrat MPs voted against the government's motion too.

If they had gone along and supported cameron, then the rebels and isis would
have been armed by us, but then again that's what the western leaders plans
are...The islamisation of the west...

You've got to understand that the savages and the followers need a strong
leader in charge to keep all the different sects of islam from killing each other.

Sadam Hussein/Assad/Gadafi were not perfect by any standards of imagination,
but they mostly kept their countries peacefull..

Cameron was quite prepared to supply arms to our enemies...But the west want
to harmonise the ME, for feck sake...