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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

wilbs - 19 Jul 2005 15:55 - 762 of 81564

Two top tips for the day.

FOOL everyone into thinking you have just eaten an apple by rubbing your tummy and saying loudly "Mmm! That was a lovely apple."

WOMEN Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a shit anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house after you've been banged.

bosley - 19 Jul 2005 19:49 - 763 of 81564

i don't understand all this stuff and nonsense about orgasms. i really don't see what the problem is . i come every time i have sex!!!!!

hewittalan6 - 19 Jul 2005 21:22 - 764 of 81564

Lucky you, Bos. I can't remember.

bosley - 19 Jul 2005 22:13 - 765 of 81564

oh dear , alan . and you have such a hottie for a wife!!!!

wilbs - 19 Jul 2005 22:31 - 766 of 81564

Well I do hope you do come every time you have sex bos cos if you were not there your bird would be pretty lonely!! Its good of you to turn up for such an important occasion. Your a top bloke.....

bosley - 20 Jul 2005 09:09 - 767 of 81564

i think so too, wilbs.

bosley - 20 Jul 2005 12:32 - 768 of 81564

i think this girl says more than micheal moore ever did .....

proptrade - 20 Jul 2005 12:50 - 769 of 81564

driver - 20 Jul 2005 15:08 - 770 of 81564

Found it oh no its only Al.

driver - 20 Jul 2005 15:10 - 771 of 81564

1955 HUDSON WASP 4D SEDAN


driver - 20 Jul 2005 15:12 - 772 of 81564

The Wasp (LHD 1) Class is the US Navy's large-deck multipurpose amphibious assault ship.

driver - 20 Jul 2005 15:13 - 773 of 81564

Westland Wasp

driver - 20 Jul 2005 15:15 - 774 of 81564

Not playing any more.

wilbs - 20 Jul 2005 15:22 - 775 of 81564

proptrade - 20 Jul 2005 15:23 - 776 of 81564

LOL...what a response to my wasp query!

wilbs - 20 Jul 2005 15:27 - 777 of 81564

Wasp man.

wilbs - 20 Jul 2005 15:29 - 778 of 81564

His wife, wasp woman.

wilbs - 20 Jul 2005 15:45 - 779 of 81564

Im not playing anymore either.

Heres todays top tips.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.


HOME decorators. Use a roller in each hand and halve your painting time.


BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching


ONE ARMED men. If your partner is thinking about getting breast implants, convince her to save money and only get one done.

wilbs

jimmy b - 20 Jul 2005 15:48 - 780 of 81564

NUTTERS THE LOT OF YOU !!!!!

wilbs - 20 Jul 2005 16:56 - 781 of 81564



Heres a little nutter

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