Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Nicked from across the road :0)
One of my ex's - her written English isn't that great - sends me, with no encouragement on my part, quasi-political jokes. Some of them are surprisingly OK.

Nicola Sturgeon, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there they spy a red phone and ask what it's for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he finishes the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Donald Trump calls the USA and talks for 30 minutes. When he's finished the devil tells him that the cost is 6 million dollars, and Trump writes him a cheque.

Finally Nicola Sturgeon gets her turn and calls Scotland for 4 hours. When she's finished, the devil informs her that there is no charge, and feel free to call Scotland anytime. Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the devil why Nicola Sturgeon got to call Scotland free. The devil replies, "since she became First Minister of Scotland, the Country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

there's a big difference between killing indiscriminately with poison gas and similar and targeting a specific

however, the latter certainly raises the parallel of the germans and italians trying out "for real" their new armaments in spain and abyssinia respectively

Look at the total civilian deaths in Iraq due to "precision" bombing.

Check the figures in Afghanistan.

If a child of yours was killed by the blast of a bomb or "gassed" by a "poisonous" gas your child would still be dead.

According to ISIS no one was killed. So that was a waste of a £13m bomb.

Mind you a few burrowing mammals must have had a nasty surprise.

stop twisting the question young fred

Why anybody on here would want to indulge in conversation with Fred is beyond me

Ald.

Can't hear you, but are you exposing your bigotry again?

What's the word that describes YOU then Freda . Delusional , twisted , blameless , potty , misguided , found out , obsessed , imaginary , loopy , ad nauseam .

Vicky darling,

You mustn't show your jealousy,

Ald.

Can't hear you,

Shall I shout louder Fred ?

THAT YOUNG GIRL MURDERED BY A HAMAS SUPPORTER WHAT KID OF HUMAN ARE THESE SUB HUMANS

ITS TIME TO SORT OUT HAMAS ONCE AND FOR ALL

thank god for giving us a leader with guts . Donald trump a man of honour

you might like to ponder how much israel has to blame for the rise of hamas

as for trump being a man of honour .......!!!!!!!
so was al capone

It's not only Israel who has a beef with Palestinians...

gatestoneinstitute.org/palestinians-enemies

Is May about to call a surprise general Election?

A Month of Islam and Multiculturalism in France and Belgium: March 2017

gatestoneinstitute.org/10232/islam-Multiculturalism-france-belgium

Hope so M , it'll wipe out the remoaners and give her a massive mandate for her Brexit talks.

It'll get rid of that looney Corbyn too and may also give Sturgeon a kick in the teeth.

PM announcement at 11.15 am seems strange must watch .

Could be a snap election apparently , chance for Freda to VOTE her out eh . giggle .