This thread is for the more intelligent, any intelligent thoughts can be posted here by the more intelligent amongst us.
The thread is dedicated to bosley (bos) who only wants the more intelligent thoughts posted here.

Imagination is more important than knowledge; Einstein

DocProc's Rule No 1: Never miss a chance to either have sex or complain - and don't explain.

DocProc

Before or after, both or either?

Nam

Just got back from the Doc. He said I was a paranoid schizophrenic. Well he didn't exactly say that but we know what he was hinting at.

drivers rule No 2, No 1 is the same as DocProc, never leave a piece of cake in the fridge some one else will eat it.

I thought the Proc in DocProc was proctologist. Don't forget half of analysis is anal.
Keep taking the tablets.

Nam

well said. there's never been a man on his deathbed who has said, " i wish i had slept with less women"

No, but I bet there have been a few who have said "I wish I slept with less woman" !

Nam

yep!! been there!!! ride those waves!!!! yee haaa

I have never gone to bed with a fat ugly woman. However, I've woken up with loads............

I'll have you know I'm a crack investigator!

Probing the dark crannies of the human condition eh. It's a lemon entry my dear Watson.

(Bloody hell, the rag day humour really is to the fore this afternoon)

Nam

A sort of anal fissure-man, you might say.

Nam

This definitely is the thread for intellectuals.

Never worry about what you didn't do yesterday because you can
always try do it today, which tomorrow will be yesterday so you can
try again to do what you should have done yesterday in the future.....
;>)

jimmy
Stop winging and get on with it.

Sorry Jimmy, Guv'nor, touch forelock, cringe and fawn meaningfully.

Discussions on how Soren Kierkegaard's religious upbringing influenced his sphere of thought in existentialist circles are far too mundane for this thread.

And trying to wade through Hume's Treatise always leads to the drinks cabinet for a long session followed by endless hours of mindless bumblings.

Trebles all round then!

Nam

jimmy
I put jimmy in Yahoo and look what came up.

Driver

Put Jimmy only in places your father advised. Sermon over.

Nam

driver,you liar!! you didn't google jimmy at alll...... all you've done is take the glasses off the chimp!!!

It is not possible to tickle yourself. The cerebellum, a part of the brain, warns the rest of the brain that you are about to tickle yourself. Since your brain knows this, it ignores the resulting sensation

There you are an intellectual fact...although if i knew some one was going to tickle me could'nt i do the same ???