- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

'salways me, M

Oh dear I think Martini is stoned, and on that note I must also depart, once again uplifted by the company I have found here tonight, thank you one and all I hope we will meet again soon
Goodnight
SC

O well you are forgiven this time

SD

sweet

Good Morning! In early to get some lunch on the go in the kitchens...
On the menu today we have a feast of low-fat foods to tempt you
or shame you into considering jumping on the scales in the corner...

Starters:
Guacamole with Crudites
(but you can opt for guacamole without rude people!)
Chilli Tomato Salsa
(to ensure no-one apporaches you in the office all afternoon!)
Melon with wild Strawberries
(Strawberries are extra hairy and uncivilized..)

Main Courses:
Thai Beef Salad
(More chilli to cool you down!)
Prawn Noodle Salad
(Something to get your 'noodle' around!)
Ratatoulille Pancakes
(and not a Bazil or ratty in sight!)

Sweet:
Raspberry Meusli Layer
(think of cheesecake without the cream cheese layer upside down)
Prune and Orange Pots
(Hmmm possibly the less said about that one the better!)
Spiced Banana Muffins
(With spread or butter, depending on whether you ate all your veggies!)

Orders will be taken from 11am.....I thank you....Service not included...
possibly because there isn't much of it round here!!

Bets placed so far for todays Gee Gee race. Cut off will be 2:00pm

4:20 Ascot, Royal Hunt Cup over 1 mile (runners and riders in the header)

Golddog 100 E/W Vortex
jj50 100 E/W Court Masterpiece
daves dazzlers 50 E/W Putra Kuantan
daves dazzlers 50 E/W Uhoomagoo
Stormcaller 100 E/W Vortex
Stormcaller 100 E/W Vicious Knight

I will have 100 E/W Polar Bear and 100 E/W Kings County

It's alleged that one of the French football players has failed a drugs
and alcohol test yesterday (Sunday) after the match. If this is
confirmed as positive, under World Football Federation rules, paragraph
6 sub section 2e, France will forfeit the first group match 3-0.

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Carlsberg do not send emails, but if they did they would probably be the
best emails in the world.

Stockbunny your efforts in the kitchen are noted and commended, someday you will be officially recognised. If only Tony and John would pop in!! :-))

200 e/w Vortex please Jeffers

Bets placed so far for todays Gee Gee race. Cut off will be 2:00pm

4:20 Ascot, Royal Hunt Cup over 1 mile (runners and riders in the header)

Golddog 100 E/W Vortex
jj50 100 E/W Court Masterpiece
daves dazzlers 50 E/W Putra Kuantan
daves dazzlers 50 E/W Uhoomagoo
Stormcaller 100 E/W Vortex
Stormcaller 100 E/W Vicious Knight
jeffmack 100 E/W Polar Bear
jeffmack 100 E/W Kings County
optomistic 200 E/W Vortex

Can I have my generously donated 100 (tx jeff) as 50 e/w on Camp Commander

Oh Bum!
I missed it again - too busy unpacking the van load of edibles that
came in from the supermarket - Rats and curses! Never mind at least this
way I will still have some funds to play another day as I was bound to
lose, my knowledge of horses and horse-racing is postage stamp level.

Thankie Opto for your kind remarks, although sadly last time John came
in I think Poochy threw him out for making the place look untidy,plus
some stuff about egg throwing being a sport and not personal... so
doubtful we shall receive a return visit!

Jeffers..Am I too late to plonk 500 each way on Autumn ?wotsit?...lw

Hello Little Willie!!!! ((Waving across the sea)))

Final list of bets placed for todays Gee Gee race.

4:20 Ascot, Royal Hunt Cup over 1 mile (runners and riders in the header)

Golddog 100 E/W Vortex
jj50 100 E/W Court Masterpiece
daves dazzlers 50 E/W Putra Kuantan
daves dazzlers 50 E/W Uhoomagoo
Stormcaller 100 E/W Vortex
Stormcaller 100 E/W Vicious Knight
jeffmack 100 E/W Polar Bear
jeffmack 100 E/W Kings County
optomistic 200 E/W Vortex
Fundamentalist 50 E/W Camp Commander
little willie 500 E/W Autumn Glory

Public Announcements:

"Bucks Fizz and a strawberries and cream torte will be available
after the race from the bar"

"Ladies please keep your hats under control please, several have been
spotted winging their way unaided down the street, causing traffic mayhem."

As long as the ladies only lose their hats, there will be few problems :-))

Be-hive yourself Opto! I know it's all those feathers tickling about...
Have a piece of torte whilst you wait for the race results..
Well the bunny wishes you all a happy afternoon and may the luckiest
horsie-fan win the race!!
((Hops off into the distance to do the damn ironing AGAIN!!))