Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).
Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.
HOME decorators. Use a roller in each hand and halve your painting time.
BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching
ONE ARMED men. If your partner is thinking about getting breast implants, convince her to save money and only get one done.