- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Morning Jeff, morning all...half past ten here, chrystal clear cloudless sky, gentle breeze,34 degrees and getting hotter, very few playing golf, pool bright blue and 81 degrees, life's a bitch huh! Hope Kent's the same, oh yes and no pollution.
Have a good day all, we're away to Gordons Bay for lunch [ excellent Lobbie
@6]plus some quite scrummy SA Champs copy at 4-5.
Back at 6pm to watch Saints beat Wolves on Sky in FA Cup [remember that event Jeffers!] lol...lw

Hi all HT reporting live from Cheltenham old socks weather is crap is it not when does the sun shine will keep this short and sweet typing on a laptop i won at cards last night from an irish man will hold till his mate come other monday with their money to join him they are betting on the exchanges so he needs comp (-: they recon that Chives will not run or complete the Gold Cup instead it is going to go for the Grand National @14/1 e/w so make of that what you will.

old socks might see you down town off now for a nice coffee be4 lunch strange cats and dog round here.

HT.

Good morning all, much brighter in my part of Cheltenham than in Hightone's. But I'll grant you it is much later.

Do you believe in coincidence? No sooner had Hightone posted that he would be in Cheltenham by teatime yesterday than the local Police helicopter appeared and hovered around. Did they spot his Pontiac I wonder?

Hightone, I won't be in town today, doing a spot of gardening and other domestic chores but other days I'll be watching out for that Pontiac. If I see you you I'll give you a flash, so to speak. Dark green Rover 623, we may bump into each other (especially now I have new glasses). Which internet cafe did you decide on, was the list useful?

Sun's starting to come out, jacket potatoes all oiled, seasoned and ready to go and the chicken is marinading in so much garlic, mustard, soy and spices even I can't smell all the varnish I applied to the floorboards yesterday.

Socs
Thought you might not have returned from yesterdays shopping

LW
Bastard

HT
You old shark

Jeffmack, yes I returned, spent! Had lunch out so took a bit longer than normal, well it saves the washing up doesn't it.

vasey
Save one of those spuds and some chicken for me, they sound like a 10 on the scale of deliciousnessnessness!

I hope I haven't got hold of the wrong end of the stick, but is trading so bad you can't afford a carpet?

Hope you have a good week Hightone and back plenty of winners.

Littlewoman, Have a nice holiday!


I've been out on the Golf course this morning and to tell you the truth i really need some more lessons! Nice to be out in the fresh air (very fresh!)

Littlewillie,

See you in Cardiff.

:-)

Looks like an Arsenal V Southampton final

The replay should be another cracker, Jeff.

Hilary
Did you go? I enjoyed watching on TV, justice that Henry missed the penalty as it as a dive by Jeffers. Overall the right result, fantastic save by your keeper in the last minute.

Quick question? Is it possible in Excel spreadsheet to do this......

...In my first cell i want to transpose a value from either of two other cells depending upon whether another cell value is greater or less than another cell value? ie, if cell 2 value is greater than cell 3 value then cell 1 will show whats in cell 4. Or if cell 2 is less than that in cell 3 then cell 1 will show whats in cell 5. Ok? Im now going for a lye down.

Jeff,

The boys went ...... I watched on TV. At half-time I thought that we were going to get slaughtered in the second half. I felt it was real "heart in mouth" stuff and great to watch and we deserved the draw. I'll go to the replay.

GoldDog,

It's easypeezylemonsqueezy.

You need to use the IF(Cond,ValueIfTrue,ValueIfFalse) function.

eg. IF(cell2>cell3,cell4,cell5)

Ok Hilary i've worked it out thankyou.
xxx
:-)

Pooch: did you go to Crufts this year? Can't see any new silverware around the place and no ribbons or bows round your neck.

Cup of tea, please....

GD
Can you visit the Test HTML thread on the Traders Side. I think you broke it.

Vasey.... I don't think they have a section for Goldog yet!

Your some woman Hil, Good to look at, clever, and likes football.
What more could a man want?

Vasey, I did not get chance this year to enter myself into Crufts, although im still waiting for the 'Dog that can drink the most Bods' catergory! to be run.

Sassy one..no visit to Cardiff alas I fear; after seeing Turnip Heads and watch 'em go down Ellies yellow brick road, it was a rocket, man. I'm afraid I can only see us ending up against those gunners-rear 'cos I'm afraid we're the only ones to give them a good slapping this season, done it once now do it again.

8ball..[1]nymphomaniac, [2]Of course you can go out darling, here's a pony, enjoy yourself and only come home when you're ready [3] fancy going to bed darling and do you like my lingerie outfit [4] I'll have all of your washing, dried and ironed for whenever you want [5] another visit to the bedroom darling, heres some more lingerie[6] hello darling, its nice to see you again since you went out three days ago [7] glad you bought the boys back with you and yes I can easily feed them all [8] more bedroom frolics, big boy, oh please [9] this football final ticket thing,you have the corporate box and I'll stand up in the corner where the stanchion gets in the way of your view [10] you have the fillet and I'll have the pigs trotter [11] g'night big boy, you are the best ever [12] Of course I don't mind cleaning the vomit up in the kitchen or the unmentionables in your underpants.

I'm sure there are more; perhaps Sassy Hils, Vasey Black et al may have other suggestions.....lw