Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Wasp man.

His wife, wasp woman.

Im not playing anymore either.

Heres todays top tips.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.


HOME decorators. Use a roller in each hand and halve your painting time.


BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching


ONE ARMED men. If your partner is thinking about getting breast implants, convince her to save money and only get one done.

wilbs

NUTTERS THE LOT OF YOU !!!!!

Heres a little nutter

And heres some more......

NUTTERS, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

didn't think i would ever see a ginger-pubed bear!!! seq?

It said wilbs by the picture !

This one said jimmy b.
Any resemblance jimmy?

Al is playing with his toys again.




That fits like a glove.

Wibs, i look more like this..

Okay, enoughs enough. I can take any amount of abuse at all. I can take personal abuse at any level and dodgy slurs on my sexual preferences, but to be accused of such a wicked perversion as this is just too much. I am now in touch with my lawyers over a law suit action in liable for the scurrilous and unfounded accusation that I may look anything like those characters depicted (Freddie Mercury and Jeremey Beadle).
Love you all
Alan

Did you see it Guys? Did ya??? BBC up 0.5pps yesterday!! Am I a top tipster or what?????

Whats the project Al?