Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).
Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.
Okay, enoughs enough. I can take any amount of abuse at all. I can take personal abuse at any level and dodgy slurs on my sexual preferences, but to be accused of such a wicked perversion as this is just too much. I am now in touch with my lawyers over a law suit action in liable for the scurrilous and unfounded accusation that I may look anything like those characters depicted (Freddie Mercury and Jeremey Beadle).
Love you all
Alan
The clue Is in the titles third word and the fact (if you look closely) the picture is an abstract of me offering a sensual and erotic massage to a zebra. However it may just be that you have discovered my alter ego as a multi talented composer and pianist. You decide!!
Alan