Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

It said wilbs by the picture !

This one said jimmy b.
Any resemblance jimmy?

Al is playing with his toys again.




That fits like a glove.

Wibs, i look more like this..

Okay, enoughs enough. I can take any amount of abuse at all. I can take personal abuse at any level and dodgy slurs on my sexual preferences, but to be accused of such a wicked perversion as this is just too much. I am now in touch with my lawyers over a law suit action in liable for the scurrilous and unfounded accusation that I may look anything like those characters depicted (Freddie Mercury and Jeremey Beadle).
Love you all
Alan

Did you see it Guys? Did ya??? BBC up 0.5pps yesterday!! Am I a top tipster or what?????

Whats the project Al?

The clue Is in the titles third word and the fact (if you look closely) the picture is an abstract of me offering a sensual and erotic massage to a zebra. However it may just be that you have discovered my alter ego as a multi talented composer and pianist. You decide!!
Alan

Ive got ya Al.

Perfect!! A woman with the annoying bits cut off and the interesting bits left.

Wilbs,
I gotta admit to a bit of curiosity here. Whatever the subject you appear to have access to a sick and perverted picture for the occassion. I have tried to find them on the net, but I can't do it as quickly as you. This leads me to the conclusion that;
a) You are an internet wizz, with fingers of fire
b) you are a sick and perverted man who trawls the internet constantly and knows exactly where to find them
or
c) You bought your computer second hand from a Mr G Glitter
Which is it, Wilbs? Time to come clean.
Alan

I like your way of thinking!!!

Its b.

Have you got this film Al?

hey wilbs,
you should be ramping MOI not talking to yourself, come on

So, you found the film version of my autobiography.

im not in MOI seaquestor. And me ramp?? NEVER!!!!!! (just talk to myself)

It took some finding al but got there in the end. Whats with thr latex?

apologies wilbs-URA I meant- same thing applies tho`-I mistook you for another bloke in the distance -very flat Norfolk.

Thats ok seaquestor, im only in URA as I had a bit of spare cash and you never no eh!!! They will be 3 by xmas!!!!!

By the way, norfolk is not that flat, you must be thinking of lincolnshire (wisbech).

This is Norfolk.



This is lincolnshire.