Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

warning , and fact ,

ALL EU MEAT PRODUCTS ARE A DANGER TO YOUR HEALTH THEIR FOOD STANDARDS
ARE FAR FROM GOOD , THEY MAY KILL YOU WITH A DEADLY VIRUS STOP BUYING EU MEAT ITS FULL OF VIRUSES .

IF YOU THINK THIS IS FICTION THEN DO SOME READING ABOUT THE FILTHY PRODUCTS FROM THE EU

UK BLOOD DONORS NOW TO BE CHECKED FOR VIRUSES FROM EU MEAT .

Dil

:-)

The first sign of rabies is usually a change in behaviour. Rabid animals usually stop eating and drinking, and may appear to want to be left alone.
So Dil, if your favourite sheep no longer wants affection, best call a vet.

Cheers :-)

Jerry Lewis snuffs it at 91.

Thank you grim reaper.

Pot and kettle alert!

You may like this cracker Dil ...

That's Aberystwyth Jane. Wouldn't mess with her.

I thought it was Tenby Tracy but then these sorts all look the same to me ..

Nah, Tenby Tracy is mutton dressed up as lamb.

Fred will be getting all steamed up...

Stan's trying to find out which dating site she's on !

Stan on the flybridge as we speak!

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I came across this clip of Jim Davidson. I m pretty sure it's not racist. However, it's completely NOT politically correct, it's highly sexist, and obviously, if you watch it, you'll end up on the floor absolutely creased up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2QgRnHCpdY

Went Jim Davidson gig in early 1980's. Everyone got it from him and no one complained.