Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Just wait till little Abdul turns up at the local madrassa telling them he is transgender.

A cybersecurity scientist has issued a bizarre warning that sex robots could one day rise up and kill their owners if hackers can get inside their heads.
I assume that is if your wife doesn't kill you first. The mind boggles at the methods of killing the hackers might think of. Might be something that rhymes with hackers.

iturama do you have her phone number , Stan's asking .

He's too rough for her at the moment. But I will send once she has been programmed to defend herself. Difficult bit of programming at the moment is helping her to escape the scene of the crime. I'm not sure if they have wifi in Burnley yet.

I've had worse :-)

JB and IT.

I would have thought it would have been more you type of partner.

OMG! Doesn't she look really ready for it? Hmmm? Well,.....maybe half-ready.

Oh, and her eyes are open too. I think she would make me blush. :-)

She would be totally wasted on Fred. He would spend the whole evening showing her his collection of cartoons. She would end up killing him out of boredom.

Changing the subject ever so slightly....

Here's Lewis promoting: a new Merc' AMG

It could be slightly cheaper to run than a really expensive woman.

re - Freda

How right you are "iturama", no imagination but negative thinking all the time.

It remains me of the old man saying to the doctor that he needs a w@nk as his hands are not able for it.
Doctor saying why?
I have been doing it all my live doctor.

I would have thought she'd look wonderful at your age Fred.

True Companion!!!

Oh dear.

Dumbo,

It seems to me that you are more attracted to the "doll" than most.

Perhaps, it says something about the problems you have with your preeferences.

What is it with Dolls and Muppets and right wings loonies...oh the irony Fred 😄

the TWO above are certainly ... joined at the hip ...

If Fred bought one of those sex dolls , he would insist that the head looked like Stan

Nahh, two pussies together :0)

You're not serious !

Oh well, no wonder they do not like "dolls"

Rampant Rabbit's more their choice alders. Tarts R Us!