Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

The clue Is in the titles third word and the fact (if you look closely) the picture is an abstract of me offering a sensual and erotic massage to a zebra. However it may just be that you have discovered my alter ego as a multi talented composer and pianist. You decide!!
Alan

Ive got ya Al.

Perfect!! A woman with the annoying bits cut off and the interesting bits left.

Wilbs,
I gotta admit to a bit of curiosity here. Whatever the subject you appear to have access to a sick and perverted picture for the occassion. I have tried to find them on the net, but I can't do it as quickly as you. This leads me to the conclusion that;
a) You are an internet wizz, with fingers of fire
b) you are a sick and perverted man who trawls the internet constantly and knows exactly where to find them
or
c) You bought your computer second hand from a Mr G Glitter
Which is it, Wilbs? Time to come clean.
Alan

I like your way of thinking!!!

Its b.

Have you got this film Al?

hey wilbs,
you should be ramping MOI not talking to yourself, come on

So, you found the film version of my autobiography.

im not in MOI seaquestor. And me ramp?? NEVER!!!!!! (just talk to myself)

It took some finding al but got there in the end. Whats with thr latex?

apologies wilbs-URA I meant- same thing applies tho`-I mistook you for another bloke in the distance -very flat Norfolk.

Thats ok seaquestor, im only in URA as I had a bit of spare cash and you never no eh!!! They will be 3 by xmas!!!!!

By the way, norfolk is not that flat, you must be thinking of lincolnshire (wisbech).

This is Norfolk.



This is lincolnshire.

had a dabble in an off shoot of agl yesterday, provexis. kicking myself now i didn't get more cos it's up 20% today!!!!!!!!! they basically found something in tomatoes that thins the blood and now they are making flavoured juices out of it. should be in supermarkets and airlines (i hope) soon.

Ahhh, Lincolnshire. Created by God to make Milton Keynes look attractive.

Milton Keynes could never look attractive.
Its full of concrete cows...



And roundabouts!!!

There is a good book on roundabout in the uk iv'e read it twice...Funny i never married ?

Excellent book. Full of twists and turns even if the story is a bit circular.

Your round the bend you lot!!!

Im a well rounded person ..

I guess I am in a roundabout way.

This is one of my favourites.