JOKE OF THE DAY

There was this midwestern phone company that was to going hire
one team of telephone pole installers and the boss had to choose
between a team of blondes and a team of brown-haired guys.

So the boss said to both teams: "Here's what we'll do.
Each team will be installing poles out on the new road.
The team that installs the most poles gets the job."

Both teams headed right out. At end of shift,
the brown-haired guys came back and the Boss asked them
how many they had installed and they said they'd put 12 in.

45 minutes later, the blondes came back in and they were dragging.
The boss said, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"

The team leader wiped his brow and sighed, "We got three in."
The boss gasped, "Three? Those guys put 12 in!"

"Yeah," said the blond leader,
"But you should see how much they left sticking out!"

One for the "UPS"

PVR - Mid 5.375p

Reason -Rising for the last couple days after having a good drop like most oils. Indicators at oversold and now going higher, rumours of a large oil Company will be parner on some of their farm outs

Charts - 5 day

6 month with MA and Indicators

2 weeks bollinger bands, MACD

3 month with MA and Indicators

Came across this excellent site for anyone who needs to know which markets are open when
www.worldmarkets.com

eg: Sydney is the first market to reopen, in 1hr 15mins from now, and Tokyo 30 minutes later.

Good morning all.

Good morning traders!

Hope you all had a great weekend!

In Asia today, the Hang Seng ended the morning down 52.89 points at 15,910.88, while the Nikkei was recently down 39.27 points at 15,876.41.

New York's main oil contract, light sweet crude for July delivery was up 38 cents at $71.75 a barrel from its close of $71.37 in the US on Friday.

Happy trading!

G.

Good morning all

Looks like the MMs are using the red pens once again,
just now FTSE down 84 points and the other indices much the same
about 1.75% on the red.

However, Master RSI, both Dow and FTSE are now recovering and are hovering just below the chartists critical resistance/support level of 11240 and 5740 respectively

        JOKE OF THE DAY

Midday Market Summary

GGG is on the move up again after consolidating at the lower prices recently

Indicators turning up at the same time as share price

All type of rumours around of news soon

GGG 14.50 - 15p +1.125p

gone further up on the bid, but the most important thing is online one is only able to buy 15k but one can sell 75K @ 14.70p meaning that they have an order to fill, most likely some "T" trades @ 15p will be reported close to the end of the trading day

DES

was moving higher at mid afternooon

GGG 14.50 - 15p +1.125p

the first "T" trade 100 @ 15p is now reported

more to come ?

PXC was good and solid on a horrid day too

        JOKE OF THE DAY

A drunk is at a bar and stumbles into the bathroom.
All is going fine for a few minutes and then the bartender hears a
blood curdling scream from in the bathroom and then silence.
Another minute or two go buy and then
another scream reverberates through the bar room.

This was enough and the bartender ran in the bathroom
to see what was going on, "What the hell is wrong with you,
you're scaring my patrons!?" the bartender yelled.

The drunk man replied, "Every time that I try to flush this toilet
something reaches up and squeezes my balls really hard!"

"You idiot, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"

         

End-of-day Market Summary