Think its that time of the month again, time for another north west night out,
Got a special guest coming up from down south, our very own Jules,:-)
Meet at the old monkey pub again,corner of portland/princess st, manchester city centre, Wed 19th July,7-30pm to 8pm. then on for a nice chinese buffet meal again,please post name if you want to attend,
as always everyone welcome, especially newcomers,
we dont bite honest, were quiet a civil bunch really,:-)

Ruth
Jules
Vivid
Steph
John
Gaynor
Choccie
Mark
Jackie
Sputnik
Bakko

Wildrover I reckon this is why Ruth will have to go Commando

Dirty knickers

Ruth went to have a shower
And washed from head to toes
So she would be all squeky clean
When she put on her clothes

She got out her jeans
And picked out a top to wear
Slapped on a bit of makeup
And tied back her hair

Then she went to her undies drawer
And oh dear what a fright!
Where were all her knickers?
Did someone steal them in the night?

She checked high and low
And in every single drawer
She even looked under her bed
(sometimes Ruth discards them on the floor)

Then finally she thought
To check her washing to be done
Ruth rooted through it all
Which wasn't all that fun

Here there were all her knickknocks!
Pink, red mostly black
But they are all dirty,
What can Ruth do about that?

She's not wearing them inside out
Thats a boy thing to do
Oh Ruth's got no clean knickers
She feels so lost and blue

Theres only one solution
When you have no underwear
(And you won't do any washing)
Ruth will have to go out bare.

Spacie's right ;)

Oi bos - that's a bubble :)

Sputnik, top effort but I reckon Ruth is to knickers what Beckham is to trainers, she only wears her Bridget Jones's once and throws them or donates them to pygmy homeless people in Dorset.

Got me helmet on ready ;-))

Choccy you don't look like a train spotter in your green socks

lol guys,:-) Sputters you been on those funny pills again:-)
Wildrover, i dont donate em to charity or give em to the homeless after wearing them, i sell em on ebay, big market for worn knickers u know:-)i dont know why, its a man thing:-)
how do you think i bought a flashy bmw in the first place,:-)
you and sputters can half some for half price if u want, i will wear just for a mornings trading session:-)

Chocs, are you coming?

Yip :)
Too hot for socks though.

Lol;-)

What disguise is Iain coming in this time?

Oh I know - he's gonna keep us guessing ...

Ay-up, I will be staying overnight on The Wirral from Wed. evening... How far is this venue (distance-wise? via car? public-transport?) from Heswall, can anyone approximate (I may be tempted)?

Markus, says 49 miles on the AA route planner site.

Too far, I think, Ruth, bearing in mind The Open Golf traffic this week. Maybe later in the summer...

Have a great night anyway.

Markus, no problem, will be plenty more nights out throughout the year:-)

Colin/Sputnik, Time to arrange a Bash in The Land of The Sandgrounders, later in the year, perhaps?

Ruth, stick me down for tomorrow evening please.

I'm assuming we'll be eating at the Tai Wu buffet. If so and as I'm only around the corner I'll be happy to reserve a table or two.

Bakko, yes tai wu, was going to ring up and reserve a table,but as you know em do u want to book for 11 please all on one table if poss, thanks Ruth

Ok Ruth, will sort it out.

Make it 12 please Bak :-)

13 please, bakko. :)

really sorry I can't join you tonight, have a good one and a pint for me. :-(