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        JOKE OF THE DAY

There was once a young man.
He had lived in a large city all his life and was sick of it!
He decided to move to the country. Maybe even start a farm.
But the only thing that could have stopped him was
he didn't know a damn thing about animals.

So, when he arrived to a peaceful little village in the country,
he bought land for a farm.

He went to a local farmer to start his farm.
He asked the farmer, "What do you call this animal?"

The farmer replied, "That's a rooster, but I call it a Cock."

"OK," he said, "I'll take it."