JOKE OF THE DAY
Poor farmer
One day a farmer goes to town, and in the hardware store
he runs into a tractor sales man.
They start to talk and the farmer asks
how business is with tractor sales.
"Terrible!" says the salesman,
"I haven't sold a tractor in six months, how's farming?"
"Well, not so good. Last week I went out to milk my old cow.
She kicked me with her left leg.
So I tied that leg to the side of the stall.
Then she kicked me with her right leg,
so I tied that to the right side of the stall.
I started milking again when she swatted me with her tail,
so I tied that to the ceiling.
About that time my wife walked in,
and if you can convince her
I was just trying to milk that cow,
I'll buy a tractor from you!"