- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

[22] Honey i've booked a sexy female stripper for you this evening. Hope you enjoy it!

Any of that bubbly left, Socks?

(23) I've got a hangover...

jeffmack,

Drink plenty of water and suffer!!!

LOL!

Jeff

[24] " You lost 295 at Cheltenham when you'd told me you were in the office working late on 'Bank Business'? Forget it Jeffers darling, I'm glad you had a great time with the lads. Take these stockings off with your teeth,big boy".

[25] "Isn't it funny when you make that blow from your bottom and the duvet hovers"

Happy B/day to moi

Happy Birthday jeff! I hope you get everything you deserve and you've given us a few hours to see how we can mark this occasion..... Hope the pick the winners today...

Indeed. Happy Birthday Jeff.

How does it feel to be of pensionable age?

:-)

Thank you ladies. I'm still closer to 40 than 50. Anyway, its not how old you are its how old you feel. AND I FEEL LIKE AN 18 YEAR OLD ;-)

Hello Jeffmack and a Happy Birthday.

As a special birthday treat you can



if you want.

xxx

I'll see if I can find an 18 year old for you then Jeff. Don't hold your breath though.

:-)

PS At 21, I'm probably too old for you.

Jeffers dear boy, CONGRATULATIONS & HAPPY BIRTHDAY
May your lum always reek and your cup floweth over.
You're only as old as the woman that you feel.
A leg-end in your own lunchtime.
May your horses jump like you wish you could, may they gush at the end, finish with a spurt and win with a length in hand....Willie the Bard.

Yes please kylie.

LW, the bardism's are getting more and more confusing, please try to stay out of the mid day sun

Happy Days are here again 2 e/w tips today for you 2.00 Red Wine 8/1 and 4.00 Last Option 20/1 Lime Stone lad or Baracouda to win see ya hope you all lucky cos i have being moscow Fleyer did me proud yesterday.

HT.

jeffmac,

Happy Birthday you old git!

:-)

Jeff

Any winners, jeff...lol..lw

LW...NO

A record of consistency

Jeff..lol..It comes with years of experience; the slow realisation that knowing good bloodstock,bloodlines,studying form, trainers,jockeys,owners and yards in form all count for 'sod all' and the fact that your missus either likes a particular jockeys 'toothy grin' or 'a lucky number' and comes away with a profit from her 'once a year punt' whilst you, my birthday boy are likely to be skint and gutted. Sounds familiar?

Don't give up the day job...lw

LW, Jeff,

My mother does the horses to the extent of it being an integral part of her life. Religiously on a Saturday morning she'll pick through her runners before phoning her bets through to her bookie. She'll only bet 1 or 2 at a time and, whilst it'll never make her rich, she doesn't bet enough to make her poor either. She does a lot of place pots and accumulators. Funnily enough, she has had some decent wins over the years. 15 or 16 years ago she won enough to take me and my sister off to Rhodes for a couple of weeks. She's in her element this week with Cheltenham.

Personally, it doesn't interest me at all. Whenever I go anywhere near a horse it leaves a pile of steaming near my feet.