Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

You'll be targeted by tickling stick sellers.

Exec , i have been buying a few Charles Tyrwhitt shirts for a while now ,they give you different arm lengths etc almost made to measure , very good for the price.

Have you noticed how "white van driver" has become a term of derision worse than "Audi driver"? I may be lucky but the vast majority of delivery men to my house are cheerful and hardworking. Never had a female, maybe they feel intimidated by the scorn led by fatty Thornberry. Perhaps they should all start driving black vans. That should fix it.

Perhaps they are avoiding your house!

oooo you are so nasty Fred ,typical Left Winger .

Poor chap. Pass him a sandpaper. Sorry! Tissue paper, tissue paper.

I'm sad because I've been caught. Hug me and call me George.

I think I would look like that if I had just lost $5M. He messed up badly but a fine batsman nevertheless. He won't do that again.

my view is that a 1 year ban is insufficient given the high profile of both australia as a cricketing nation and smith (and warner) as leading players in that team

Bring back hanging in the colonies.

Iturama,

I thought all hard working white van delivery drivers in the UK nowadays were eastern Europeans on zero-hours contracts. You might miss them after Brexit.

:o)

Nothing against any hard working van drivers, Hilary, white, black, east or west. Only champagne labour leaders like to diminish their contribution.
Somehow I think they will still be around long after Brexit. One year to go I believe, but I will have to consult with the official time keeper from Cardiff.

Not when the pound drops.

I thought the Skripals were almost clinically dead but apparently not.

The daughter of former Russian spy Sergei Skripal may lead police to her would-be assassins after it was reported she had regained consciousness for the first time since she was struck down in a suspected nerve agent attack in Salisbury.

The BBC reported Yulia Skripal was "conscious and talking".

Salisbury Hospital said her condition is “improving rapidly” and she is now no longer critical, raising hopes that she may recover enough to be able to give the police valuable information about the attack.

Correct iturama just one short year to go (and I'm from Barry Island).

I was there today visiting relatives and lo and behold Fred's hero Mrs May was there too in Barry.

Appears that Mrs May has been everywhere today.

Now this is one illegal immigrant we could do without. I like the optimism of the spokesman who said that he didn't think it managed to migrate all this way. Doesn't he know how far a hungry migrant will go? Best keep your dangly bits in a safe place.
Actually the piranha shown appears to be of the less aggressive type. I have caught and eaten these on my wife's ranch that has an hydroelectric dam lake running on one side. They are boney so need to be baked. The more aggressive types, typically found in the Amazon region, have a red breast, rather like a Robin.

A water company has pleaded with householders not to flush exotic animals down the toilet after a piranha fish was discovered in a sewer in Chichester. The flesh-eating creature was found by a startled member of staff at Southern Water who was carrying out checks at the West Sussex treatment works. The South-American river predator, which normally hunt in packs, can rip flesh to shreds in a matter of seconds.
Although the newly discovered piranha was dead and posed no threat, having most likely been flushed away after dying naturally in its tank, water bosses said that only ‘p’s that should go down the toilet were ‘pee, poo and paper.’
Southern Water spokeswoman Nicola Crichton said: "Obviously someone who owns exotic animals must have flushed it down the toilet, I don't think it managed to migrate all this way. "People will flush anything down their toilets, we once found a bed sheet at the waterworks, and find all sorts of strange things."

I bet.

Picked this up across the road. Even if you could comply, who would want to?


https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-29/state-department-demand-us-visitors-turn-over-social-media-history

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the biter bit, and he doesn't like it :-)

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/31/mcdonnell-calls-for-lord-sugar-to-delete-corbyn-hitler-tweet?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=GU+Today+main+NEW+H+categories&utm_term=269613&subid=8674302&CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2

Many a true word spoken in jest Corbyn pic.twitter.com/tzI3P6LyIx

from today's Times headers ......

Labour has been lost to fools and crackpots
My party is led by a man who prefers to entrench division on every occasion instead of searching for common ground



France paralysed as unions revive the spirit of 1968
Fear of nationwide protests before the anniversary of the May 1968 uprising is gripping the Élysée Palace with strikes spreading across the public and private sectors as President Macron seeks to reform the French economy

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good reasons to bring back the spirit of derek hatton, red robbo, arthur scargill and the other marxist wreckers